Just Chilling and Reading Doug's Book

I need to relax for a while, so I am just sitting around reading Doug of Waking Ambrose's new book. It is called Sleeping With Ambrose. Dusty wrote a review of it on his Editorial Page. I'm just a little pissed because Mrs. Weirsdo of the Pansi Files beat me out as a finalist in Sar's Photo Caption Contest. I mean, just 'cause she has Phd's and plays the fiddle, doesn't mean she is so smart. Does it? Well, maybe a little smarter than I am. But if I was a genius like her, then I could do that stuff, too. Hey! Even that stupid dog Icy beat me out! She's a finalist, too! Me and Dusty are going to protest!