New Friend

I got to know Curtis Allgier. But they caught him and sent him back to prison.

Lazy Days

The Lazy Iguana took me out for a ride in his boat.

Another Attempt At A Job

I got a job, for a little while, at the Netherworld Zoo. But they gave me all the dirty jobs. I just couldn't stand that slimy two headed Dhole! And I couldn't understand what my boss, B. Jammin was telling me to do. It stunk worse than Arsewipe's place! So after just a couple hours, I quit that job. It was really gross!

Blood of the Lamb?

I was invited to church with Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Brittney the Devil Doll. I felt sort of funny the way they all kept looking at me and grinning. Especially Elizabeth Bathory, the blood countess and Nosferatu. Also at the service was Aubvey, the Dhole, and the janitor, Jesus Romirez. It was when they asked me to get on the alter while they all pulled out knives that I really got scared and ran from the place. They were singing something about the blood of the lamb!

Piss Or Get Off The Pot

I got tired of resting, so I started looking for another job. Have to pay the rent, you know. Well, I found that Arsewipe the Crappy Ghoul has another quiz show and I went on it! We were supposed to hold our pee as long as we could until we got on the show, and then the contestants would piss, and Gary the Axolotl would judge who pissed the most and gave him the best 'golden shower'. I thought the other contestant was the Cheesemeister, but it was the girl from Fem Nikita or something like that. But I won! Gary liked my Golden Shower the best! I won enough quatloos to pay up my rent for a while.

My Meme

What were you doing one year ago?
It was a year ago when the witch Enditall cursed me and changed my head into a lamb's head after I introduced her boyfriend, Wolfie, to my cousin, Dog Face Girl. I was dating Hashish Henry the Sandwich Head Man after having broken up with Axe Man and was being stalked by Smelt of Death Cheese Band.

Five snacks I enjoy?
New grass sprouts, sometimes flower blooms, goat's cheese, oats and ivy, and especially my own vomit I regurgitate when I ruminate.

Five songs I know all the lyrics?
Mary Had A Little Lamb, Baaa Baaa Black Sheep, Happy Birthday, I can hum chopsticks but don't know the words, and then there's:
Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy.
A Kid'll eat ivy too,
Wouldn't you?

And there's a phonic version but I don't know it well and no one agrees on the spellings and sounds:
Maresy dotes
And dosey dotes
And liddle lambsey tivey
A kiddley tivey too.
Wooden ewe?


Five things I'd do if I was a millionaire?
Move to New Zealand or Australia, buy a huge pasture, have me a herd of little lambkins, stuff like that, I guess. I would also help others that are cursed.

Five bad habits?
Ruminate and masticate, go with guys without knowing them, putting off making decisions, drinking cheap wine, pee a lot when I get nervous.

Five things I like doing?
Ruminate and masticate, go with guys without knowing them, putting off making decisions, drinking cheap wine, pee a lot.