Vinnie Barbarino, Quentin Quatloo, Nasfaratu
and Lammy on the screen
11 - IN. BOARD ROOM - DAY
FADE IN:
We see a close-up of a chess board. A red colored
hand reaches down and moves one of the pieces.
ZOOM OUT
Reveals the Devil sitting at the chess board across
from someone with their back to us. Looks like
Jesus.
DISSOLVE TO:
Quatloo stands in front of a TV with Vinnie, his body
guard. They are watching Lammy sitting at Ugly
Grace's crying and drinking wine.
QUATLOO
Fantastic! This is better than any
reality TV show. It "is" reality! Pure
raw reality!
VINNIE BARBARINO
Great boss. How you getting them
shots? Where's the cameras?
QUATLOO
(grinning)
Miniature cameras! One on a
necklace around Kudzu's neck.
Another on Dewey's hat. Fine ass
technology, eh Vinnie?
VINNIE BARBARINO
Yeah, boss. You are creating your
story in reality, or whatever...
QUATLOO
(chuckling)
Vinnie, you're just trying to be nice
about things you have no
understanding of.
VINNIE BARBARINO
Oh, boss. I sort of understand what
you are doing, I think. But there is
something I don't quite understand.
QUATLOO
What's that, Vinnie?
VINNIE BARBARINO
Why are you doing this with that
stupid girl? I mean, boss, why her?
What's it prove? What's it matter?
QUATLOO
She is just a prototype. I am just
testing things out and getting it all in
order. Then I will eventually do it
with millions of others. I will
eventually control all the world by
controlling key people.
VINNIE BARBARINO
You mean, like Presidents and
Corporate Leaders, and like that? Eh
boss?
QUATLOO
You sort of get it.
(watches TV)
Tell me, Vinnie, do you think Lammy
will be going back to the cemetery
tonight?
VINNIE BARBARINO
Well, drinking as she is now, I'd say
she definitely will be heading there.
That's her favorite place to hang out
lately. Especially by the grave where
she was buried.
QUATLOO
That's what I was thinking. Will you
have the vampire come in...
Vinnie goes to the door and lets Nosferatu, the
vampire, come in.
NOSFERATU
Did you send for me
(bows head)
Master?
QUATLOO
Yes, Nossy. I have a job for you
tonight at the cemetery.
NOSFERATU
(smiles)
Really? Thank you very much, sir!
VINNIE BARBARINO
That's the first time I seen a vampire
smile!
QUATLOO
Yes. Why does that make you so
happy?
NOSFERATU
It's a full moon.
QUATLOO
But what's that got to do with
vampires? It only affects a Werewolf.
NOSFERATU
Yes, it means that Wolfie will be out
there tonight!
Quatloo and Vinnie look at each other with perplexed
expressions.
Then they notice on the TV that Lammy is staring
directly into the camera on Kudzu's necklace.
On the screen, Lammy moves closer and closer until
only her eyeball fills the TV screen.
FADE OUT:
11 - IN. BOARD ROOM - DAY
FADE IN:
We see a close-up of a chess board. A red colored
hand reaches down and moves one of the pieces.
ZOOM OUT
Reveals the Devil sitting at the chess board across
from someone with their back to us. Looks like
Jesus.
DISSOLVE TO:
Quatloo stands in front of a TV with Vinnie, his body
guard. They are watching Lammy sitting at Ugly
Grace's crying and drinking wine.
QUATLOO
Fantastic! This is better than any
reality TV show. It "is" reality! Pure
raw reality!
VINNIE BARBARINO
Great boss. How you getting them
shots? Where's the cameras?
QUATLOO
(grinning)
Miniature cameras! One on a
necklace around Kudzu's neck.
Another on Dewey's hat. Fine ass
technology, eh Vinnie?
VINNIE BARBARINO
Yeah, boss. You are creating your
story in reality, or whatever...
QUATLOO
(chuckling)
Vinnie, you're just trying to be nice
about things you have no
understanding of.
VINNIE BARBARINO
Oh, boss. I sort of understand what
you are doing, I think. But there is
something I don't quite understand.
QUATLOO
What's that, Vinnie?
VINNIE BARBARINO
Why are you doing this with that
stupid girl? I mean, boss, why her?
What's it prove? What's it matter?
QUATLOO
She is just a prototype. I am just
testing things out and getting it all in
order. Then I will eventually do it
with millions of others. I will
eventually control all the world by
controlling key people.
VINNIE BARBARINO
You mean, like Presidents and
Corporate Leaders, and like that? Eh
boss?
QUATLOO
You sort of get it.
(watches TV)
Tell me, Vinnie, do you think Lammy
will be going back to the cemetery
tonight?
VINNIE BARBARINO
Well, drinking as she is now, I'd say
she definitely will be heading there.
That's her favorite place to hang out
lately. Especially by the grave where
she was buried.
QUATLOO
That's what I was thinking. Will you
have the vampire come in...
Vinnie goes to the door and lets Nosferatu, the
vampire, come in.
NOSFERATU
Did you send for me
(bows head)
Master?
QUATLOO
Yes, Nossy. I have a job for you
tonight at the cemetery.
NOSFERATU
(smiles)
Really? Thank you very much, sir!
VINNIE BARBARINO
That's the first time I seen a vampire
smile!
QUATLOO
Yes. Why does that make you so
happy?
NOSFERATU
It's a full moon.
QUATLOO
But what's that got to do with
vampires? It only affects a Werewolf.
NOSFERATU
Yes, it means that Wolfie will be out
there tonight!
Quatloo and Vinnie look at each other with perplexed
expressions.
Then they notice on the TV that Lammy is staring
directly into the camera on Kudzu's necklace.
On the screen, Lammy moves closer and closer until
only her eyeball fills the TV screen.
FADE OUT:
