Another Way Home

The kind Prof. Snewgflo was very concerned (like Deep Thought is) with the conspiratorial relationship of Rev. Jimmy Reptile, Enditall the witch and Warren Jeffs saying that they were creating a "Yetwards Transmutation Effect " on the inhabitants of the planet Earth by taking the established flux induction of life projectory and bending the axel to conform to their own delusions of Divine Yetward Hegemony.

I just said, "Duh!" and told him that they had sabotaged our spaceship which was my only transportation back to Earth.

Prof. Snewgflo smiled and told me I should take Josephine S. Blick's advice and go through a Tesla Inductive Tubeway back to Earth.

Again, I just said "Duh!"

He said "Worm Hole!"

The Alien Guy perked up and grinned yelling, "Yes, a worm hole is a spacial rift that will get you home! But it will take you through the Netherworld."

I squealed with excitement of realizing that going through the Netherworld I would get to go to the Death Cheese concert at Ugly Grace's and see Axe man!

I was like, "I'm so thrilled that I have to pee."

The Alien Guy thanked Dr. Snewgflo and told me we would have to return to the tumtum tree place and find the Dhole. That's the enlongated fox that also takes the form of a huge worm-like creature. We entered the woods and I quickly ducked behind some bushes to relieve the pressure on my bladder.

Suddenly, when I was just ready to let go the piss flow, I noticed the worm-like thing was slithering up between my legs! I hate when that happens.

Our Ship Was Destroyed

The Alien Guy's UFO space rocket ship thing was totally destroyed! It had been blown up before we got to it! Now he can't take me back to Earth from this stupid planet, Shiznit. I am so homesick! I want to go home!

I saw Rev. Jimmy Reptile, in all his naked glory, running from the wrecked ship and praising the lord. We think he did it. He blew up the only way I have of getting back home to Earth! That was a mean thing to do. It was even meaner than what the witch Enditall did to me when she turned my head into a lamb's head!

Why are those guys so mean to me. I haven't done anything bad to them! Why would they hate me so much? Why turn me into a freak with a sheep head and then destroying the only way I have to get back home? Those meanies!

I sat by the wreckage with the Alien Guy and his white dog, Icy, as Weird Al sang and Warren Jeffs kept proposing to me to be his eighty-first wife. We then saw the green headed Prof. Snewgflo coming our way. Maybe he knows another way that I can get back home!

Too Many Questions

We almost made it to the space ship when we were way laid by the paparazzi wanting to know how I felt about the planet Shiznit and did I enjoy my visit and did I learn anything and all kinds of that kind of stuff. All I could really say was that it was a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't like to live there!

I can't wait to get back to Ugly Grace's and have a double thick hamburger dripping with grease! All that vegetation food just didn't hit the spot. And all that food for thought has been digested and already shit away.

Yes, I saw both sides now, and have awakened from my dream ready to live on as if nothing happened. I'm not sure that anything did happen. And I'm not even really sure that anything is happening. Axe Man, here I come!

I Will Be Going Home!

Enough of the gibber-jabber! The Alien Guy came and told me that they have his UFO fixed and he was going to take me back to Earth. So I quickly grabbed my stuff and we headed for the airport like place where his ship was. My cousin Dog Face Girl and Mary Jane walked with me to say good-by and give me a send off from this planet Shiznit. I sure will miss them. But I sure will be glad to get back home!

As we walked through town, we passed Prof. Snewgflo who waved and told me not to forget what he told me -- TOO LATE! I had already forgotten all that gobble-gook all those guys said. I just wanted to get home and see Axe Man and visit the Happy wiener!

I Saw The Ataraxia Foundation

Too many amps! The fuse blowed! My mind went skizzy and my brain shorted out in moments of oblivion, you know, like a neon light that is going bad and blinks irrationally on and off and on and off irregularly. I would be thinking of something, then there was nothing. There were moments of enlightenment and then moments of delightenment.

I walked around eating some anwicce fruits I had plucked from the tumtum tree and trying to focus on a thought like when you use a magnifying glass to focus a spot from the sun to start a fire, sort of like sublimating the thought into such a fine focus that all else becomes -- or rather unbecomes conscious existence.

It was then I spied in the sky, not a pie, but the Ataraxia Foundation rising from a cloud like an ice castle from whipping cream. It was so awesome. It was almost frightening. It made me pee my pants.

I was suddenly overwhelmed with homesickness.

Talk With Ayn Rand

Those guys sure can mess a girl's mind up with their ideas and theories. Then I got a message from Mrs. Weirsdo that mentioned the Ataraxia Foundation of JOSEPHINE in A* Minor as an alternative to the Blochalela Foundation. I bet that pissed Blochalela and Dr. Doo Doo off. I don't think they like Weirsdo very much. That whole Pansi Files thing seems to be some kind of antithesis of what she really believes anyway, like what they call irony. So she probably doesn't care what they think of her.

I decided to take a walk down the street and talk to Ayn Rand, who now is a resident of Shiznit. I was wanting to hear what she had to say about my problems of being stuck with a lamb head on my shoulders and not being able to find my sister, Lula.

That's Ayn Rand with G in the photo above.

Ayn said to me: "There is no greater moral goal than achieving happiness. But one cannot achieve happiness by wish or whim. Fundamentally, it requires rational respect for the facts of reality, including the facts about our human nature and needs. Happiness requires that one live by objective principles, including moral integrity and respect for the rights of others."

And it all seemed to come back to the "To be or not to be" question. Should I just accept life as it is and find happiness that way, as the Ataraxia Foundation sounds like to me (but maybe not, I don't remember), or like Mary Jane or Dr. Doo Doo's ideas of taking chemicals to dull the outside world and find peace of mind that way. Or should I take arms and battle my problems and by using the ideas of Deep Thought and Ayn Rand's objective principles opposing my troubles face to face and ending them.

But that just made me wonder even more. Would I find happiness by getting my real head back and finding my sister? Come to think of it, I wasn't happy before all this happened, so why would I be happy if I got things back the way they were? Hindsight may not really be 20/20 as they say, but rather an illusion created by the idea "If I was back then and knew what I know now."

Just how should I find happiness? Maybe if I could get off this planet, a visit to the Happy Weiner would hold the answer!

If The Truth Be Known

Prof. Snewgflo showed me a picture of an old Egyptian relief that had a woman with the head of a lamb talking to Ra, the sun god. He said that Ra actually was born and died every day, over and over again. That sort of was the beginning of the idea of reincarnation stuff. But more importantly, Prof. Snewgflo said that what it means in my case was that in every life that I lived over the milleniums, the same thing happened to me.

It was like some kind of karma curse, he said. Something had happened in the old days, many thousands of years ago, where I must have done something bad to a sheep or something like that. He wasn't sure for certain.

He said that I should return to the Blochalela Foundation of the Pansi Files and have a past life regression which Brown Bear Brownie is famous for doing. It was Brown Bear Brownie who helped Dog Face Girl get some of her memory back. He's pretty good at that stuff.

Prof. Snewgflo told me that the witch, Enditall who really was the beginning of it all for me, was not the sole blame for my having a lamb's head. He said she was just a pawn in the game of Fate and Karma. The only way to reverse the spell was through finding the truth or Tao. But he said for me to watch out, because the truth is different for different people. One person's truth may be the opposite of another person's truth.

That Prof. Snewgflo and Deep Thought are some confusing dudes.

Scientific Laws

Deep Thought gave me a message on the computer that said, "If there were a way to change your head back and it was inside the Blochalela foundation, then logic dictates that it could also be created elsewhere as the laws of science are the same everywhere in the universe." That sounded okay until Prof. Snewgflo came by the house.

Albert Snewgflo is a very famous scientist on the planet of Shiznit. He disagreed with what Deep Thought had said. The professor told me that the laws of science are NOT the same everywhere in the universe.

There they go again! Two people who are much smarter than I am telling me things that are different. Prof. Snewgflo told me that the planets spin around on their axis like a top, but Uranus spins sideways like a chicken in a rotisserie. He claims that is just one example of scientific laws being different.

Then he said that the laws of science were different for the Blochalela Foundation just like for Star Trek. He said Star Trek science allows people to be "beamed" from place to place, but other space guys couldn't do it. That was his proof that science differs for different things.

I was even more confused than ever!

Still Thinking About What To Do

I talked to Hashish Henry, the sandwich head man who used to be my boyfriend and he said I should return to the Blochalela Foundation for my head problem. That puzzled me because he was the one who helped me escape from there.

Then Deep Thought sent me a message to stay away from that place. But I'm not sure what his solusion to the problem was for me to get my original head back since Enditall the witch cursed me and gave me a lamb's head.

Mary Jane wants me to stay on the planet Shiznit and just accept my fate and adjust to things as they are.

Dog Face Girl, my cousin, didn't really give me any advice, but just listened to me and said her husband, The Alien Guy would take me back to Earth when I was ready. It's nice to have someone like that who just listens as well as those who offer advice.

But the ones who offer advice all seem to differ from each other, so that really makes it hard to determine which one to believe.

I just wish I could find my sister, Lula. She would help me to get my head back the way it was. How I wish life was the way it was. But some people say that as we grow and mature and learn, that we can never return to the days of innocence and the care free feelings of our younger days.

What To Do?

After my cousin, Dog Face Girl, left, my new friend, Mary Jane, stopped by the house and talked to me in her mime sort of way. She confused me even more with a completely different course of action. Mary Jane wanted me to stay on the planet Shiznit and keep my sheep head. She said to just accept the situation I am in and adjust to life as it is.

I listened and considered what she said. What makes it all so confusing is that everything each person says seems to make sense at the time, yet each thing they suggest and each of their opinions and views are so different from each other. How can that be?

It's like that 'To be or not to be' thing. Should I take action and go out and try to fight my problems and get my original head back and find my sister? Or just accept and suffer what fate has dealt me?

It just seems living is just always trying to decide what to do.

Talk With Dog Face Girl

Back at my place, I had a long talk with my cousin, the Dog Face Girl. I really love those long talks we have. She is my best friend of all because I can say whatever I think and feel to her and she listens, and doesn't criticize or make fun of me. It is that ability to communicate which makes her so very special to me. There just isn't very many people I know like that.

Deep Thought gives me some good advice and I learn a lot from him, but he is still quite a mystery man to me. I thought about what he said, and it is true that the dhole is an enlongated fox in reality. It was Lovecraft who created the fictional dhole as a large worm or snake like creature that pops out of the ground. That is why things get so confusing sometimes. I mean, writers create fantasies and we get them mixed up with the real thing, like the fox-like animal that is a real dhole and the snake-like creature that is fictional.

And what was even more confusing to me was that Dog Face Girl told me I should go back to the Blochalela Foundation and Deep Thought keeps warning me to stay away from that place. Those are two of the people I trust the most in the world for advice, yet they say the opposite. It's like when experts in a field each argue the opposite. They each know more than we do, so how do we know which one to believe?

The Dog Face Girl told me that her husband, The Alien Guy would take me back to Earth in a couple days and I could decide then what to do.

Confusing Thoughts

As daylight finally found its way to where I was, I saw that the dhole wasn't a snake-like creature at all, but more like a fox. And it was with Hashish Henry, the sandwich head man. He kept telling me that I should go back to earth and go back into the Blochalela Foundation. Blochalela of the Pansi Files was with him.

But I really felt confused because The Sandwich Head Man helped me to escape from the Blochalela Foundation, and now he was wanting me to go back there. How can people change their opinions so radically and quickly. I just didn't know what to tell them or say. I was aghast and perplexed.

I couldn't even figure what my feelings about him were. It was so mixed up. I liked him, but I hated him. I trusted him, but I felt leery about him. You know how it is when you get those ambiguous feelings and just can't seem to come to a definate conclusion or clear cut opinion about something. It drives you crazy. It was driving me crazy.

I had to pee, so I excused myself from their company and began running back to my house.

A Dhole Ate Karr

I thought for sure that weird guy was going to get me when a dhole popped up from the ground and began gobbling him. That was frightening, even though I was glad to be saved. Would the strange creature then turn on me and eat me?

By The Tumtum Tree

I ran into the darkness, feeling all mimsy like a borogrove when I beheld a slithy tove resting by the Tumtum tree. "Beware the Jabberwock!" he said like a manxome and he pulled his vorpal sword peering at me all brilling and mimsy like. "Shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"

"Are you Lewis Carroll or something?" I asked him as politely as I could, considering that I was shaking from fear and had to pee from the fright in the night.

"Close, but no cigar. My name is John Mark Karr and I really like you, but I would really love you if you were about ten years younger, like six or seven!"

I began to shiver and the pee began to stream down my leg as I said, "But I lied about my age. Actually I am twenty, soon to be twenty-one!"

He just grinned saying, "With that lamb's head, you look cuddly and cute. Come to my arms, my beamish lamb! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy.

"Oh, I'm thirty, forty, fifty, sixty. I'm a hundred, do you hear?" I screamed at him.

"No matter none. The vorpal blade will snicker-snack! Leaving you dead, and with that cute little head I'll go galumphing back."

I peered up to the dark empty sky and thought to myself, "Where is an Axe Man when you really need one?"

Strangeness In The Foggy Night

I had a hard time sleeping all alone. It was quiet, just too quiet. And outside it was very foggy. But when I looked out of my window, I saw some strange figures in the fog! It was guys. Strange guys. One of them was Hashish Henry, my old boyfriend, and one was Smelt the Lukefiskie of the Death Cheese band who loves to peep on women like they call a voyeur or something. Then I noticed Gabriel from the Amen Corner, whom we haven't heard from lately. And the scariest of all was Doug of Waking Ambrose! This was just too frightful! I was so scared that I ran out of the backdoor into the dark foggy night all alone!

I Got A Surprise

I was so sad and depressed and all that kind of stuff after Axe Man left Shiznit. It just seems so quiet and eerie when all the excitement is over and suddenly we are all alone. It's sort of strange and gives an empty feeling. And it's lonely.

I couldn't even find my friend, Mary Jane, to help cheer me up. Nor was my cousin the Dog Face girl around for me to talk to. So I just sat there in the dark and thought about how wonderful the Death Cheese concert was and how exciting the guys were. My hands were still shaking as I went on the Internet on my computer.

I then noticed something that really surprised me! And it was amusing. There was an entry on Growing Up Lula, and I didn't put it there! It sort of bothered me. I wondered if my sister, Lula, might have come back or has accessed the Internet from where ever she may be. But it was dirty, like her blog used to be. But cute.

You can check her blog out here.

Good-by Axe Man

It was so sad after the Death Cheese concert on Shiznit because Axe Man had to leave with the rest of the band to continue their tour. But before he left, he recorded me a mp3 to remind me of him until we could get back together when he was healded from the altercation with the meat eating plants when he rescued me. He has such a beautiful deep voice. I will miss him.

The mp3 he made for me is here.

Death Cheese Concert on Shiznit

The Death Cheese (file photo) gave an outstanding concert on Shiznit! Axe Man even let me get on stage with them while he sang the "Purple People Eater" song to me as a favor to Deep Thought. Axe still had his really sexy deep voice in spite of getting scathed by the meat eating plants in some of his more tender and sensitive areas. Click on the picture for the flash version, or click here for the mp3.

Rescued By Axe Man, Again!

For the second time, the rock singer, Axe Man for the group Death Cheese, came to my rescue and saved my hide. Unfortunately he was not unscathed, but suffered minor injuries to some meaty areas of his body which I shall not mention here, but will say that due to the scathing, he cannot perform sexually for a while, though he was able to go ahead and perform on stage in the Death Cheese concert on the planet Shiznit. Yes, what luck and what a coincidence it was that the Death Cheese was scheduled to perform on Shiznit at this very time when I was in such dire need of the lead singers services!

The Revenge of the Herbs

I then felt myself in the midst of flesh eating and mutton eating plants preparing to devour me like a fly in a Venus Fly Trap. As a matter of fact, that is what these plants looked like, except they were really big. They were big enough to be my bed. So they say you make your own bed, then lie in it; so it was for me. All my life I sneered down at plants as "the other kind of life" as if they were so inferior. Now they were getting their revenge.

Shitty Delicacy

The plants continued to crawl all lover me and with their finger like leaves, they pulled my clothes off! How embarrassing! And they just kept grabbing at me until I fell to the ground. They then were all over me, but I noticed they seemed to be particularly interested in a particular part of my body.

My butt! My ass! The plants seemed to concentrate around my gluteus maximus muscles. Oh, my. Was I going to get all itchy there like the Cheesemeister did when she pissed in the woods? And would the Death Cheese Band make a song about me, too? They are due here on Shiznit for a concert in just a few days!

The creeping of the vine plants on my ass really tickled, and even made me have to shit even more! I just couldn't hold it anymore, so I let go and the shit spewed forth like a chocolate fountain. And it stunk just like lamb's shit! And it got all over my legs as I was prostrate on the ground.

The plants were wallering in the sheep shit like they really loved it! Maybe Deep Thought was right! They like it. Just like we often say that one man's trash is another man's treasure, maybe one living creature's shit is another living creature's delicacy. They wiggled in the sheep shit and even seemed to make excited like noises as well as slurping sounds. I hadn't realized that plants slurped just like humans eating soup.

But it was all disgusting to me, especially since they crawled all through the sheep shit and then crawled all over me, getting the sheep shit all over my body. Sheep shit! What was happening to me?

Was I turning more and more into a lamb or sheep as time passed? I realized that I had to do something to reverse the spell that the witch Enditall cast on me when she made my head a lamb's head, or soon I would be turning totally into a lamb! That's baaaaaaaaaaad!

The Plants Attack Me

I then discovered that there wasn't anything in the bushes that was making them move, but rather it was the plants themselves that were moving, and not just from the breeze. They were moving on their own. They were creepy-crawling cannabis carnivores!

When I first saw them, my mouth began to water or salivate like a dog hearing Pavlov ringing his bell. I wanted to graze over them and chew them in my lamb's jaws! But then I noticed that they had sharp looking teeth like things in the middle of their reaching out finger-like leaves that were trying to get a grip on me! It was the turning of the wheel of fate!

All my life I had eaten plants as salads, and now, the plants were trying to eat me as mutton brisket! They were climbing up and around my legs like a bush boa. And others were reaching for me like garden grabbers!

It was like with the pot and other drugs! First I consumed it, and soon it began to consume me!

Turn, Turn, Turn

I had the most delicious breakfast I ever ate! Shiznit people are mostly vegetarians because the planet is mostly plant life. But they have so many more varieties of plant life that it is unbelievable! Sometimes they spice up the meals with tiny insects that add protein. It sounded gross at first, but they sure know how to eat! It is fabulous!

I then went for a walk by myself to enjoy the beautiful scenery of this gorgeous planet, Shiznit. It even smells nicer than Earth. And the air is so unbelievably fresh. It actually is fun to breathe! Just to inhale is exuberating and lifted my spirits bringing me into a very enjoyable mood compared to the depression I was feeling during the night alone.

Everything was so beautiful and it was such a delight that I forgot about time and direction. Soon I was lost. Not being familiar with the planet's landscape, it was difficult for me to distinguish landmarks to give me an idea of where I had come from and where I was. I was most certainly lost. Very lost. I began to panic.

It was getting twilight, or dusk. Whatever, it was getting darker and darker and I was getting more and more lost. I found myself deep in a thick jungle that made it even more dark. I went from panic to being terrified. I screamed out for help, but there was no reply, not even an echo.

The thick brush all around me began to shake as if there was something in there. Then there was strange noises, making me realize that there really was something in the thick vegetation of the jungle that had engulfed me. There was a lot of different sounds, indicating that there was a whole lot of somethings in the brush!

I was more than terrified! And I had to do more than piss! I had to shit and had to shit really bad! All that good, delicious food I had eaten had turned to shit! But isn't that just like life? Everything that is good soon passes and turns to shit, just like the food!

Everything Passes

It was very exciting and fun being with Mary Jane, but like all good things, that too must end. I spent the next night alone at the small apartment I had on the planet Shiznit. It was very quiet, too quiet. It was boring, too boring. It was lonely, very very lonely. There was nothing to do except sit there and think and think and think. I felt as though I was going to wear a blister on my mind thinking so much.

I thought about my sister Lula, wondering what ever had happened to her? And then about the crazy boyfriend, Axe Man, who was so very violent that he scared the pants off me. But maybe that was his intention. And I thought of Enditall the witch who put the curse on me causing my head to turn into a lamb's head. Why did she do that? How can I get it undone?

Everyone has an opinion, but no one can give a positive solution! It's almost like politics! No matter if you are 'Left' or 'Right' the situation is still the same but with a different view point is all. Nothing changes, so it seems to me, except out perception of it.

But when I was with Mary Jane, none of that seemed to matter. Everything felt all right and I was happy. I just didn't care about any of my problems when she was with me. But after she was gone, everything came crashing back down on me. All my problems were still there. Nothing had changed.

I longed to go back with Mary Jane and be with her some more, but I knew I couldn't be with her always. Yet I wished I could. It was so nice, so peaceful. Everything seemed all right then. Nothing else mattered. Oh, how I wanted to go back over there and be with Mary Jane some more!

I'm Beginning To Really Like Mary Jane

Mary Jane was really sweet. She looks awfully young and innocent, but actually she is older than I am. And I am older than I am, or I am older than what I said in my profile. I lied and said I was 17 but actually I am 20. I was a baaaaaaaaaad little lamb.

It really puzzled me about Mary Jane not having a mouth. I kept wondering how she ate. She communicated with thought like telepathy. But how could she eat, I kept wondering. And I think she noticed that I kept looking at her face where her mouth was supposed to be. I don't mean to stare, but it was just so odd that I couldn't help it.

I did notice that her cheeks would puff up or dimple like a regular person's cheeks do when they grin or smile or laugh. That is how I could tell she was smiling by her cheeks turning red and ballooning out like that. And her eyes had a certain look when she was smiling and I guess I saw it on regular people, but just didn't think about it. There are a lot of things we see and just don't give them a second thought or take it for granted. But it was really noticeable on her because she didn't have a mouth.

And I noticed something else, but don't know if I should talk about it. But I will. The fact that I kept staring at her mouth or lack of it, and her eyes and cheeks did something to me inside. Like a tingle. I kept feeling myself being drawn to her like a magnet or something. And I felt all warm and tingly inside. Some kind of spell was coming over me.

I then had the silliest thought. I wondered how she kissed without a mouth. And did she have a tongue? The more I thought about it, the more I felt tingly and was drawn even closer to her. She seemed to like me too. She kept leaning closer and closer to my lamb's face, and then she touched it.

That sort of excited me somehow. She said with her thoughts that my face felt really soft and I looked so cuddly. My heart really began to pound and I got really close to her and I liked it. I never really had that kind of feeling toward another girl. I felt sort of nervous and awkward about it. But Mary Jane was really nice and hugged me.

I hugged her back. It was so nice.

Mary Jane Showed Me Around The Planet Shiznit

Hashish Henry's sister, Mary Jane, took me for a walk to show me the scenery on the beautiful planet, Shiznit. It sure was covered almost totally with vegetation! Mary Jane didn't have a mouth, but somehow I could understand everything she wanted to say to me. I guess it was some kind of direct thought communication like what they call telepathy. Something like that.

The Planet Shiznit

Isn't it beautiful? The green planet. Often called the green marble or emerald of the sky. People have marveled about it since the dawn of intelligent life on Earth. Alien Guy laughs pretty hard when I say that.

This is the planet Shiznit! This is where The Alien Guy calls home. And why is it green? Well, the Earth looks blue because it is two thirds water or oceans. Shiznit is green because it is almost all vegetation. It is a veritable salad bowl! It is a truly beautiful and fascinating place. Like the Garden of Eden! I'll have to tell more about it later.

And I have also learned that the Sandwich Head Man named Hashish Henry is in fact the cousin of the Alien Guy! Just like the Dog Face Girl and I are cousins. But it is a little more complicated with us. Ariel's brother did some DNA testing and found that my cousin, Dog Face, and my sister, Lula, have the identical DNA profile! Does that make them identical Cousins or are they the same person?

Dog Face Girl has had many traumatic experiences and severe memory losses over the recent couple years, so she really doesn't know or can't recall anything.

So this is just one of the mysteries I am working on to solve as well as the problem of this curse spell that the witch Enditall put on me causing my head to become a lamb's head.

Reunion With My Cuz

It was great seeing my cousin the Dog Face Girl again.

Met An Old Friend

When I went into the Cosmo Ship, I saw an old friend. It was the Alien Guy from the planet Shiznit! He said he was now re-married to Dog Face Girl and they are happy together. We had a few drinks, then he told the white dog, Icy, to set a course for his home planet so that I could visit with my cousin before he took me back home to Earth.

A Dhole Got Carl

Carl Sagan and I talked and talked. He taught me all kinds of things about the universe and life. He even talked about traveling in dark years, and I thought he meant light years, but he said it was different. The way he explained it, when things are bright and cheery and we are enjoying ourselves, time travels faster and when we are gloomy and bored and depressed, time travels very slow. So light years is traveling the speed of light while dark years is traveling the speed of darkness.

He had taught me a lot of stuff before one of those Dholes popped up out of the ground and ate him. But even as he was being chewed up, he tried to help me by pointing toward his cosmos ship and told me to run to it and get away. So I ran to his pristine white ship, but had to stop and wipe the tears from my eyes and take a piss before going inside it.