Sex Education

Lammy described her worst sexual experiences to some of her students from her sex ed class, Mary Jane and Kenny. Lammy explained that the worst ones were while she was dead and in hell, and the very worst was with Nixon there. She told them that hell was not a very nice place and they should avoid it as long as they could. She said that even heavenly experiences were hellish down there. But Dirty Dan the vampire was an exception, he was good in the casket.

I Will Be Going Home!

Enough of the gibber-jabber! The Alien Guy came and told me that they have his UFO fixed and he was going to take me back to Earth. So I quickly grabbed my stuff and we headed for the airport like place where his ship was. My cousin Dog Face Girl and Mary Jane walked with me to say good-by and give me a send off from this planet Shiznit. I sure will miss them. But I sure will be glad to get back home!

As we walked through town, we passed Prof. Snewgflo who waved and told me not to forget what he told me -- TOO LATE! I had already forgotten all that gobble-gook all those guys said. I just wanted to get home and see Axe Man and visit the Happy wiener!