Beautiful Poem

Lammy recites the poem that Roachz had on her blog with the English translation.

Wolfie Admits The Truth

I finally gave in and accepted a date with Wolfie, but then he said he was actually gay and just wanted to chase me around because it was a wolf's instinct to prey on lambs. This upset me. I thought he really wanted me because I was a girl. I wish I was a regular girl again. I am really depressed now.

Should I Shave My Head?

I just feel so depressed with this lamb's head and wish I could look like a girl again. Even a bald girl would be better than this!

Speaking In Tongues

I went to church and got the spirit again! But some said it was from Eucharist abuse. Well, I did go to the altar call several times for the wine. Actually more times than I can remember.

Video Email From Kevin

After seeing my picture, Kevin sent me a beautiful video email. I hope I can get Spooky Guy to babysit for Lambkin!

I Prayed For My Lambkin

I went to church and prayed real hard to get my baby Lambkin back from Axe Man, or Spooky Guy who is taking care of her. Then I went to Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill and told everyone.

Lambkin's First Words

Lammy's baby, Lambkin, spoke it's first words. And it's favorite toy is an ax. That makes people believe that Axe Man may be the father! It talks like him and loves to play with an ax! Lammy was supposed to be in court today for a custody hearing because the court feels she is an unfit mother. But Lammy did not show up for the hearing. Instead, she stopped in at Norvis' Coffee Shop. So custody has been awarded to Axe Man until a DNA test can be performed by Dr. Schitz to determine if Axe Man is the real father.