Thursday, April 30, 2009

It Was A Dream (681)



Lammy wakes up in a pew of the Show Your Glory Church where she was praying and fell asleep. She quickly dressed and rushed off to teach her Sex Education class at Ersatz University.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Snewgflo (680)




Will Lammy ever stop falling?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

In Satan's Clutches (679)

DEVIL
I got you Patty Lamb!

LAMMY
Saved by the Devil? Oh, dear!

DEVIL
You know what your problem is, Patty?

LAMMY
What?

DEVIL
You lack self confidence. You don't trust yourself. You need faith, girl! Faith in yourself!

LAMMY
I'm just a loser!

DEVIL
You have to like yourself to trust yourself. Love yourself to have faith in yourself!

LAMMY
Love myself? Ain't that masturbation?

DEVIL
I mean Vanity! The greatest virtue you can have!

LAMMY
You mean like being vain?

DEVIL
You must be vain or you'll be lame!

LAMMY
I thought vanity was one of the seven deadly sins.

DEVIL
Vanity is the root of all success! Jump to that other roof top, Patty!

LAMMY
Jump over there? Are you kidding me?

DEVIL
Trust yourself! Have faith! You can do it!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Fall From Grace


FILTHY FRED
Come on, Lammy. Trust me! Fly! Fly dammit, fly! You can do it!

LAMMY
Okay, Filthy Fred. I'll trust you this time. Here goes.









Lammy leaps foreward.













She begins to fall.

FILTHY FRED
What's the matter, girl? Can't you even fly?

LAMMY
I can't do it! My wings are coming off! Somebody help me!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Saint Filthy Fred



Lammy then saw an angel at the gate and thought it was St. Peter, but then realized it was Filthy Fred! He opened the gate and told Lammy to step inside. Just flap her little wings and she would be okay, he reassured her.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Going Up



Lammy ran up the stairs and found a gate at the top.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Going To Church

Lammy went to the Show Your Glory-Any Old Faith Will Do Church to give thanks for being saved


and she got saved again and blessed by the Holy Smoke.


Then stairs to Heaven appeared!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Mickey Ratt and Friends


After rescuing Lammy and getting her loose from that chair, Mickey Ratt took his friends the Gecko and Meekrat to his home to relax watching a football game.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Friends!


After Lammy's friend the Dhole chased Prof. Snewgflow away, Mickey Ratt, a gecko, and a meekrat came to help her get loose from the chair.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Dhole Bobbed Up


The Dhole bobbed up and Prof. Snewgflo ran for his life with the creature right behind him, leaving Lammy alone and locked in the chair.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Prof. Snewgflo Again and Again



It seems that Prof. Snewgflo is not going to give up trying to get Lammy to love him, but he seems to be going about it all wrong.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Prisoner Again



Vinnie put Lammy in a chair in an empty room and left. He was just hired to nab her and put her there.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Kidnapped Again



Vinnie Barbarino Jr. busted in the rest room and took Lammy at gunpoint.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Got Her Brain Back


Finally the zombie went to the rest room and Lammy got her brain back. Now we know why they say she has shit for brains!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Cut That Out!

Nurse Violent chased the zombie that ate Lammy's brain wanting to surgically remove it from his stomach.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Losing Her Mind



Miss Patty Lamb's sex ed class was rudely interrupted by a zombie who attacked Lammy and took her brain, then he ate it!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Back To Work



Miss Patty Lamb (Lammy) lectured her sex ed class at Ersatz University showing them what she considers to be her most important sex organ: her brain.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Sponge Bath

When Lammy learned that she was a semi-finalist on the Lord Iffy Show, she became so excited that she ran home and took a bath using her brain as a sponge.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Just Another Zombie?

Lammy feels very upset and doesn't wish to be considered just another ugly zombie!

Thursday, April 09, 2009

The Living Dead

Lammy landed in the cemetery by her grave where she was buried when she died.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Falling Again

After opening her eyes while meditating, Lammy realized she was way way up in the sky and got that 'falling' feeling which she often gets, but this time she was falling out of the sky.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Uh oh!

Lammy opened her eyes while she was meditating and saw that she really was floating way way up in the sky and it wasn't just a feeling she had! She should have kept them eyes closed, at least until she came in for a landing!

Monday, April 06, 2009

Meditation

Mystic Missy taught Lammy how to meditate and she felt herself float up, way up, into the sky.

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