Resting For Awhile

After all those adventures, I have to take a break and just relax for a while.

Fired Again -- Sort of...

It was good getting out of that broken time portal machine! So I headed back to my class, but the teacher was really mad because I had missed so many classes. I tried to explain about going back in history to do my homework, but he just fired me. Well, it was like being fired. And the college kicked me out. That upset me, but what really bothered me was when I tried to go to cheerleader practice and they fired me, too! I felt all upset and depressed again, so I headed back to Ugly Grace's bar. Heck, I could get an education there!

Back Home

Prof. Snewgflo got the time portal machine fixed! And just like in Star Trek, I was 'beamed' or 'transported' directly to Ugly Grace's Bar, which is my 'home'. Well, it might as well be my home because that is where I spend most of my time.

Bear Romance

And then German Chocolate Bear fell in love with Creme Puff Bear and he began to date her. But that's another story.

What's It All Mean?

While I was resting, I kept smelling something and when I jumped up I got all dizzy and it looked like I was in the middle of French Fries. And then I saw Mystic Xenia with her crystal ball. She must have gotten it fixed after we dropped it. This all puzzled me. What does it mean? I think it means that I am hungry. Or most likely that I need a rest. A long rest.

...And I Ran More

Then I had to stop because I had to pee.

And I Ran...

...and ran and ran and ran!

Alone Again

I ran back to the house to find the Strange Kind Stranger, but when I looked in the window, he was making out with... well, it was just like him, sort of. This really upset me. Now I was alone again with no one! Or no thing! I just started to run and run and cry and run and run.

Axe Man Left Me Again

I was so glad that the Axe Man got my woo-woo back. The first thing I did was run back in the bushes to pee. But while I was gone, Axe Man saw a fairy and fell in love. As I came back, I saw him going back through the temporal door with her. So I was left in the timeless zone, but wait! What about that Strange Friendly Stranger? I quickly turned and ran to his house...

My Hero Again!

The Axe Man from the Death Cheese Band in the Netherworld came bursting in and swung his ax at the Dhole, which had bobbed its head out of its hole when it smelled some Spam. It immediately dropped my woo-woo and fled. Axe Man grabbed my box, and there for a while, I thought he was going to keep it, but he finally gave it back to me. Good thing, too. Because I really had to pee. Axe Man was a real hero, but I am still scared of him the way he swings that ax. But I must say, he is a real swinger!

My Woo-Woo Snatched!

That Dhole bobbed between my legs, snatched my woo-woo and slid back down it's worm hole. Now I am woo-less! Just like one of those plastic Barbie dolls! No more sex. No more love. No more little lambkins. And how will I pee? I just got to get my woo-woo back! Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

What Does The Dhole Want?

That Dhole! What is it after? What does it want with me? It ate off all my clothes and made me feel funny, like as if I was naked or something. Well, I guess I was naked. But the long one-eyed monster didn't stop there. It kept bobbing it's Dhole head trying to get my knees apart. What does that thing want?

That Darn Dhole Again!

The next morning, I wanted a little quiet time, or quality time by myself, so I took some cheap wine and went looking around in the graveyard. Then I found my old grave where I was buried a while back. To recap, I tried to reverse the curse that Endital the witch put on me to turn my head into a sheep's head, but when I used the candles for the spell, I got burned up and died and went to hell. But I went to court and had my death repealed and came back to life.

Well, anyway, while I was looking at my grave a Dhole bobbed it's head up from behind my tombstone! A Dhole is a huge snake or worm or something that eats people. I guess. That was the same Dhole that has been after me for a long time. It really scared me and made me have to pee as I wondered who would come and save me this time.

Graveyard Love

It was such a warm night as we made love under the bright moon. Really nice. He was really nice. He looked strange, but it was a very wonderful time in this place where there is no time. I was hoping that Prof. Snewgflo wouldn't get the time machine portal fixed. I could stay here forever with this guy... or whatever it is.

A Kind Stranger

I was very tired from running. And I was terrified. Then I met this stranger. And I mean he was stranger than anyone I have met in person. But he was very gentle and sweet and spoke very softly. He took me to his home and fixed me something to eat. I was starved. I really liked this guy, or whatever he was.

Got That Paranoid Feeling

There was a bright flash after we dropped the crystal ball, and I suddenly found myself out in the country again. But for some reason I just didn't feel safe there, especially after I saw that sign. I felt like there were people who were out to get me, so I began to run. I like to run when I get scared or nervous. I also had to pee again, but didn't want to pull down my pants around there. It just didn't seem a safe thing to do in that place. So I just ran.

The Crystal Ball

I just couldn't decide if I should go through the door or not, so I asked Mystic Xenia to look into her crystal ball. I think her real name is Lipshits because of the way her breath smells, but I stayed way back from her. She just mumbled and shook her ball and said all she was getting was static or bad reception or something like that. I got impatient and told her to give me the ball and then I grabbed it and tried to take it out of her hands. We wrestled and tugged over the crystal ball until it slipped and fell to the floor!

The Door

I noticed a door opening and closing. Was that the door that Spooky Guy and Dr. Schitz came through from the past? Is that the way back home? Should I go through the door or not? It's so hard to make a decision! Mickey Rat kept telling me not to go through the door. But Cuzzin Virgil-Joe and Hildy-Bob just danced around with excitement telling me to go through the door. I hate situations like this where I have to make a choice. I don't know what to do. I just can't decide.