(3) I Had To Pee

I just couldn't stand it there with Axe Man, especially when Arsewipe stuck his head up out of the toilet, or urinal. It sure ain't easy for a girl to piss in one of them things. I just got the hell out of there.

NEXT

Got That Paranoid Feeling

There was a bright flash after we dropped the crystal ball, and I suddenly found myself out in the country again. But for some reason I just didn't feel safe there, especially after I saw that sign. I felt like there were people who were out to get me, so I began to run. I like to run when I get scared or nervous. I also had to pee again, but didn't want to pull down my pants around there. It just didn't seem a safe thing to do in that place. So I just ran.

Sudden Changes

All that excitement made me have to pee, but before I could go back in the bushes, there was a sudden change. Everything around me changed! I was outside on the path and then the next second I was in an empty room. And when I was on the path, there was Gogo with her metal ball, but in the room it was Mystic Xenia with a crystal ball. What's with these girls playing with balls?

I Finally Met Arsewipe

I was so full of coffee that I really had to pee, really bad! My eyeballs were turning yellow and I could hear sloshing sounds in my ears. So I ran out back of Ugly Grace's to relieve the pressure and who do you think I saw out there? It was that guy from the reality show, Arsewipe! He really turned me on because I thought he was cute, but I didn't want to pee in front of him because I hadn't been to bed with him yet. And he wouldn't leave or turn around. I thought I was going to piss my pants!

He told me he'd like to have me on his TV show and I told him that I had never pissed on TV before. Then Gary the Axolotl came up and wanted me to pee on him to give him a golden shower. Arsewipe got excited and said he'd like to see that. Those guys!

So finally I agreed to pee on Gary the Axolotl on Arsewipe's TV reality show. But how real is peeing on a salamander?

I Get So Excited

It is fun to get out and meet new people, but I get nervous being in a crowd, especially around famous or strange people. When I get nervous and excited, then I have to go pee a lot!

Another Way Home

The kind Prof. Snewgflo was very concerned (like Deep Thought is) with the conspiratorial relationship of Rev. Jimmy Reptile, Enditall the witch and Warren Jeffs saying that they were creating a "Yetwards Transmutation Effect " on the inhabitants of the planet Earth by taking the established flux induction of life projectory and bending the axel to conform to their own delusions of Divine Yetward Hegemony.

I just said, "Duh!" and told him that they had sabotaged our spaceship which was my only transportation back to Earth.

Prof. Snewgflo smiled and told me I should take Josephine S. Blick's advice and go through a Tesla Inductive Tubeway back to Earth.

Again, I just said "Duh!"

He said "Worm Hole!"

The Alien Guy perked up and grinned yelling, "Yes, a worm hole is a spacial rift that will get you home! But it will take you through the Netherworld."

I squealed with excitement of realizing that going through the Netherworld I would get to go to the Death Cheese concert at Ugly Grace's and see Axe man!

I was like, "I'm so thrilled that I have to pee."

The Alien Guy thanked Dr. Snewgflo and told me we would have to return to the tumtum tree place and find the Dhole. That's the enlongated fox that also takes the form of a huge worm-like creature. We entered the woods and I quickly ducked behind some bushes to relieve the pressure on my bladder.

Suddenly, when I was just ready to let go the piss flow, I noticed the worm-like thing was slithering up between my legs! I hate when that happens.