Recap What Happened

Dante and Bot Buddy come to the rescue.

Dante and Bot Buddy

"Did you see that? The skycar is heading back to Earth!" Dante said.

"But there was only one girl in the car." Bot Buddy responded.

"What could have happened to the other Lammy?" Dante asked.

"Maybe the clone Lammy dumped the real Lammy on the moon and is heading back to Prof. Snewgflo."

Dante smiled and said, "You are so cute when you compute."

Two Ships Passing

As Dante and Bot Buddy were leaving the earth in the red Stinger, they saw the blue Skycar pass them as it was heading back toward earth.

Left Behind

Lammy ran toward the skycar, but the clone took off and was heading back to earth, leaving the real Lammy stranded on the moon with the Moon Rocker creature.

Mad Dash Escape

Lammy made a mad dash back to the skycar, forgetting her skirt and book, which the Moon Rocker picked up. But, of course, she held tight to her bottle of wine!

Excretus Interruptus

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While Lammy was relieving herself and enjoying a good book, she was suddenly accosted by a stone man, The Moon Rocker!

Piss Stop

Suddenly Lammy had to pee! And so she looked around for a place where she could do it in private, but everything was wide open out there in space. So they made a quick turn and headed down to the surface of the moon where they landed. Then Lammy ran to one of those big holes where she could pee in private. She figured that someone on Earth might be peering up at them through a telescope.

Accident In Space

The girls have an accident with the skycar.

I think I will just make still pictures and write for a while. The computer needs a rest and so do I. So I'll slow down with the movies.

Going After the Girls

Professor Snewgflo sends Dante into outer space to catch the girls and bring them back.

Lammy Escapes

With the help of Boney, Lammy and her clone escape from the tower prison of Prof. Snewgflo.

Fight at Rodney Roach's Diner

Crackhead Heddy has problems on the first day of her new job as waitress.

Exercise

The girls do their exercisel

Bot Buddy Analyzes the Situation

Dante and Bot Buddy see Vinnie Barbarino Jr. and the Mannequin going to Rodney Roach's Diner.

Bad News

Contest Ends

Ugly Grace gives the final outcome of the contest to see which was the real Lammy.

Vinnie Meets the Mannequin

Vincent Barbarino, Jr. meets the Death Metal Mannequin and they fall in love immediately. Love at first sight.

Crackhead Heddy Gets A Job

Anal Probe

Hunky Still To The Rescue

The girl's return to their tower to await the voting, but Hunky just then arrives to rescue the real Lammy.

Like Road Kill

Crackhead Heddy finds the dead Moon Gobble.

The Debate

The girls present their points of view.

Hunky Dory To The Rescue -- Again

Hunky Dory rushes to the tower where Lammy is being held captive to rescue her.

The Mannequin's Mission

The Death Metal Mannequin reveals her purpose for being there.

Let The Contest Begin

But who is that sneaking in the back door of Ugly Grace's bar?

Awaiting

The patrons of Ugly Grace's bar anxiously await the start of the contest between the two Lammy's so they can vote for the one they think is the real Lammy.

The Show or Contest Must Go On

Lammy 2.0 tries to get Prof. Snewgflo to call off the contest.

Hunky Dory To The Rescue

At least he tries.

Penthouse

Lammy notices that Lammy 2.0 is very much like herself.

The Real Winners

Lammy 1 and Lammy 2 talk about Prof. Snewgflo's contest... and more!

A Contest?

Prof. Snewgflo proposes a contest to determine which is the real Lammy.

Two Lammys?

Both Lammys show up at Prof. Snewgflo's lab at the same time.

To The Rescue

Hunky Dory follows Mickey Ratt and Moon Gobble to find Lammy.

Where's The Professor?

Lammy's Clone meets Crackhead Heddy in the rest room of Ugly Grace's Bar and finds out where Prof. Snewgflo is.

EXIT

Lammy tries to find a way out of her prison.

A Disbeliever

While on the way to find and rescue the real Lammy, Mickey Ratt, the Moon Gobble and Rodney Roach sees Crackhead Heddy, who thinks the girl back at the bar is the real Lammy.

Mystic Xenia Gives Advice

Hunky Dory goes to Mystic Xenia for advice about Lammy.

Roaches Know All

Roaches creep around and see everything and know everything that is going on.

Lammy Has Changed

Hunky Dory gets a shock.

Wonderful Night

Lammy loved her new hair-do and the new night gown that Boney Fingers gave her last night.

Boney Fingers

Lammy is treated more like a guest than a prisoner.

The Cell

This is the place where Lammy is being held in captivity. She was kidnapped so that a clone of her (Lammy 2 point 0) can try to make Prof. Snewgflo think she is the real Lammy. Snewgflo threatened to destroy the whole world if Lammy didn't make love to him, but he is the only person Lammy will not make love with.

Tell Him I Love Him

The clone of Lammy gets on stage at Ugly Grace's to ask where Prof. Snewgflo is. She tells everyone that she loves him and wants to make love to him.

Lammy 2.0 Meets Orlof

The clone of Lammy went to Ugly Grace's looking for Prof. Snewgflo and met Orlof who tries to act like Axe Man.

Lammy 2.0 Learns To Walk

The clone of Lammy has to learn to walk.

Prisoner

The real Lammy is locked away in a tower. Will Hunky rescue her?

Kidnapped!

Vincent Barbarino Jr. was hired by Dr. Schitz to kidnap Lammy and get her out of sight so he could employ his plan to make Prof. Snewgflo think the clone was the real Lammy and make him think she loves him so Snewgflo wouldn't destroy the whole world in 2012.

Danger For Lammy

We meant Hunky Dory but spelled it Honky. Anyway, he's passed out and Lammy is heading to the Rest Room while Vinnie Barbarino Jr. lurks outside.

The Clone of Lammy

Mickey Ratt and the Moon Gobble see the clone in Dr. Schitz lab.

Dr. Schitz Successful

Dr. Schitz has finally made a clone of Lammy in hopes of making Prof. Snewgflo think it is the real Lammy and that she loves him, so Snewgflo won't destroy the world and Dr. Schitz will win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Dancing With Hunky Dory Beefcake

Lammy and her new boyfriend went dancing.

Hunky Dory Beefcake

Lammy went out to show off her newest boyfriend, Hunky Dory Beefcake.

The Surpise

Lammy liked what she saw.

Waking Up

Lammy wakes up to a pleasant surprise.

Finding Shelter

Lammy found an old abandon house. It looked very ominous, like maybe it was haunted or something, but the fall air was really cold at night. And notice how that new blouse is already torn in the sleeves. That just shows how cheap the stuff that Death Cheese gives for promotion really is.

A Place To Sleep

Lammy has been sleeping in the graveyard, but the weather is turning cool and she needs to find a warm place to crash after an evening at Ugly Grace's bar.

Going Home Alone

Lammy was given a new outfit, compliments of Ugly Grace and Death Cheese, for entering the dance contest. But she didn't win. Sissy Spock won. She is the illegitimate daughter of Mr. Spock who got a woman pregnant while doing a mind meld with her. After all, they say the brain is the biggest sex organ. Something like that. Anyway, Lammy felt very despondent, though she really wasn't heartsick over losing the contest, nor blue from leaving alone. She actually wanted to be alone, as she so desires much of the time. It's not shyness, for she loves attention, like when she gets up and dances before a group. She doesn't know why she likes to be alone so much; it's just that after she gets her fix of attention, she has the need to withdraw into solitude. So she walked off into the darkness alone.

Ugly Grace's Dance Nite

It's dance nite at Ugly Grace's bar. Sort of like keraoke, but instead of singing, the patrons get up on the little stage and do their favorite dance moves.

Can There Be Two Lammys?

Mickey Ratt and Moon Gobble saw Lammy in two different places at the same time.

Moon Gobble meets Mickey Ratt

Lammy grew tired of the gadfly, the little green creature she brought back from the moon and sends him out to find someone his own size.

Another Lammy?

Dr. Schitz plans to make a clone of Lammy to fool Prof. Snewgflo so that he won't destroy the world.

Buddy or Pest?

The little green fellow that Lammy brought back from the moon was fun for a while. But every time she turns around, there he is at her heels. She is beginning to feel that he is a pest and doesn't know how to get rid of him without hurting his feelings.

On The Moon part 2

Lammy makes a discovery.

Lammy on the Moon

That's one small step for a girl, one giant leap for womanhood.

Feeling Restless

Lammy just can't relax. Especially since she is over at Axe Man and Orlof's apartment.

Bot Buddy Finds A Buddy

Bot Buddy finally finds a buddy to be buddies with and live happily ever after.

Bot Buddy Looks For A Buddy

A Bot Buddy can't be a Buddy without a Buddy to be a Buddy with.

Outdoor Dancing Exercise

After a relaxing night of reading romance novels, Lammy likes to get out in the fresh air and exercise by dancing.

Happiness Is A Warm Book

Lammy's real true love is to cuddle up with a romance novel. She often checks in to the Sleazy Bates Motel with a different unknown mysterious lover and relaxes wearing nothing but her imagination. She says it makes the story more realistic to read it naked on a smelly semen stained sheet while hearing groans through the paper-thin walls. She even checks books out of the library as "Ms. Smith."

Alien Guy's Father

Lammy met the Alien Guy's Dad and immediately fell in love!

Bot Buddy Seeks A Buddy

The fairy tells Bot Buddy where he can find others to be a buddy with in the strange place where Prof. Snewgflo pushed him into.

Meeting Timmy-Joe-Slim-Jim

Lammy finally got to meet Timmy-Joe-Slim-Jim in person after communicating with him over the Internet.

Response To Comment

Lammy responds to the comment in the previous post made by Cuzzin Timmy-joe-slim-jim.

Lammy Voice Test

We were just testing a voice for Lammy.

Role Model

Lammy is the role model for many of the younger girls in her neighborhood. They all look up to her as an example and try to emulate her.

Keeping It In The Family

After going out with the vampire Dirty Dan, Lammy went out with his father, Filthy Fred, the very next day. Here we see Filthy Fred and Lammy outside Ugly Grace's bar and grill.

Dirty Dan the Vampire

Lammy finds the crypt of Dirty Dan the Vampire and falls in love, again.

A Place To Call Home

Lammy relaxes with some of her friends in a place she calls home, since she cannot afford an appartment. Even after getting a college degree, she cannot find anyone who will hire her.

A Stop On The Way Home

It seems that even though Lammy has had a physical make-over, her personality and personal habits hasn't changed much.

Spooky Gal Meets Bot Buddy

The Bot Buddy tries to get down to where the others are at.

I'm going to have to cut down to about once or twice a week making these posts. I have been making them daily to learn how to use these programs, but it is very tedious work and often takes several hours to create just ten seconds of motion. My eyes need a rest.

Lula

The Bot Buddy meets Lula, Lammy's sister.

My wife did the voice of Lula.

The Place

Bot Buddy lands in The Place where Prof. Snewgflo sends everyone and everything he doesn't want in the real world. The first person or thing the robot meets is a fairy.

Prof Snewgflo Feels Dissed

When Prof Snewgflo learns that Lammy went out with his Bot Buddy, he becomes very upset. He cannot understand why she will not go with him.

Bot Buddy Finds Lammy

Bot Buddy finds Lammy, but his program crashes and he forgets his promise to Prof. Snewgflo.

Bot Buddy Looks For Lammy

Bot Buddy questioned Flowering Kudzu about where Lammy was. The robot did not appreciate her make-over.

Prof. Snewgflo and Bot Buddy

Prof. Snewgflo is the only man that Lammy will not go out with. This just makes him more determined to seduce her.

A Trick

Orlof finds out that he has been tricked.

The Secret Cabin

Annie Mae takes Orlof to Lammy's Mystical Secret Cabin.

Orlof Meets Annie Mae

Suddenly Lammy was gone and Annie Mae came in. With Orlof, it is: out of sight, out of mind. A bird in the hand is worth... Oh. It's instinct. So he left with Annie Mae and forgot Lammy.

Lammy Gives Special Performance

Flowering Kudzu left, saying that guy wasn't the Axe Man, but really it was Orlaf just trying to fool them again. Lammy laughed and said, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me again." Besides, Lammy was beginning to feel that three's a crowd and was glad Kudzu left her alone with Orlof. Lammy figured that it was Orlof that gave her the pretty dress with the slits up the sides. To show her appreciation, she gave Orlof a very special performance

Axe Man Gives Special Performance

After the concert was over and the people left, Axe Man gave Lammy and Flowering Kudzu a special private performance. They were all sort of disoriented, especially Axe Man.

Things Turned Sour at the Concert

The Netherworld Concert was really going good, but then suddenly out of nowhere things got really bad. It was when a girl was trying to be like Shania Twain. But this gal was terrible. I can't remember her name, and I don't really want to! --Lammy

TT Pinky's Dance

At the end of TT Pinky's performance, she likes to close with a little dance.

T. T. Pinky

Lammy really liked it when T.T. Pinky came out and sang Too Sexy For My Shirt.

The Neon Blues

The Neon Blues joined the Death Cheese band. The Neon Blues are considered the Simon and Garfunkel of Metal Music. They performed songs like Bridge Over Bloody Water and Sounds of Silent Screams. They really rocked the place with I Am A Rock That Bashed Your Head!

Spooky Gal Made An Appearance

The Spooky Gal showed up at the concert and that really got the crowd excited and ready for the show.

Inner Space Dancers

The concert was a lot of fun. But the opening act was really corny. It was a couple guys that called themselves the Inner Space Dancers. The crowd lit cigarette lighters and threw them at the stage, trying to burn the guys up! It was a real riot!

Went To a Concert With Asnuxd

Lammy and Flowering Kudzu went to a concert with Asnuxd -- oh, we mean Olof Strait-Lacen. They thought he was the Spooky Guy, but the Spooky Guy claimed it was his cousin that they went with. Olof (Asnuxd) sure resembled the Spooky Guy enough to fool the girls. Here is a picture of Olof next to a picture of the Spooky Guy from Cheesemeister's blog (links to her blog is in the sidebar).

The characters were created with DAZ Studio which is free from www.daz3d.com, but you have to buy the bodies and clothes. We used the above photo from Cheesemeister's blog to create the face of the character which can be used in making pictures or movies.

Another Friend

Then came a guy's voice asking, "Don't I get a hug, too?" It was the Spooky Guy. He was out jogging when he saw the girls. Lammy asked him if he was the one who left her the nice outfit she was wearing, but he said he didn't leave it for her. He was curious why she was wearing only one shoe, and she explained there was only one shoe in the box. "Beggars can't be choosers," Lammy said. Neither of the girls inquired as to why he was running in his underwear, figuring there are much stranger things than that in the Netherworld.

Meeting An Old Friend

After leaving the graveyard where someone left Lammy a package containing a new outfit, minus one shoe, she saw Flowering Kudzu. This is the first time Kudzu saw Lammy since she got the make-over and got a real face. Well, sort of a real face. But Lammy still has the sheep ears.

New Clothes

After drinking (too much) at Ugly Grace's Bar, Lammy went to the graveyard to take a nap and sleep it off. That is her favorite "private" place, as she calls it when she wants to be alone and relax. When she woke from her nap, she found a package with a dress in it. She loved the new dress with slits up the side, but there was only one shoe in the box with the dress. She loved the outfit so much, she wore it with just one shoe. She was very thankful, but didn't know who to thank. She just couldn't figure who would have dropped off such nice clothes for her!

Nap Time

After drinking at Ugly Grace's Bar, Lammy like to be alone in her favorite resting spot where she can rest and recover. But someday she may not come out of there.

Strange Things Happen At Ugly Grace's Bar

Lammy comes back to Ugly Grace's Bar for a wild night out.

Lammy's New Look

Lammy has a new look. A new face. She was cursed by a witch, Enditall, and her head was turned into a sheep head. But now she got a make-over and now has a human face, but she still has those silly lamb ears.

Make Over

Annie Mae had a make-over after watching the LORD IFFY SHOW.

Annie Mae Gets Tickled

Lammy's friend from college is still lost in the woods.

Annie Mae Meets Metal Tinklebell

Lammy's friend from college, Annie Mae, takes a walk in the woods, but she gets lost and meets Metal Tinklebell.

Lammy's Friend From College

Lammy is on vacation.

Comedian Nite

It was amateur stand-up comedian night at Ugly Grace's bar. Here is a sample of what it was like.

We won't be posting here for a week or two. We got a new computer and will be moving files and installing programs. What a mess!

Closing Time

Here is what goes on when it's time for the bars to close.

Roasted Lamb

Lammy is the guest of honor at a roast at Ugly Grace's bar. But Lammy doesn't know that at a roast, her friends will make fun of her and say bad stuff about her as a joke.

A Night With zombies

They must have big feet.

Check out Asinine News 2 for a film of Lord Iffy.

A Joke?

Lammy is so dumb that she made a joke and didn't even get it herself.

zombies

Lammy meets some new friends.

Learning History

In the Netherworld, Lammy gets her History lessons first hand.

Tomorrow: zombies!
Friday: Lammy get roasted.
Saturday we see what goes on at closing time at Ugly Grace's bar.

Let's Sing!

The denizens of the Netherworld show off their talents, or lack of, at Ugly Grace's Bar.

Oxy Moron

Lammy goes out with Oxy Moron.

The Cat zone

Lammy encounters talking cats.

Shakespeare Recital

Lammy was a little lost sheep at the Shakespeare Recital at Ugly Grace's Bar.

20 - Thinking

Sometimes thinking can be a hard thing to do.

19 - Pick-up lines

But Lammy just don't get it!

18 - Sample of Destruction

Prof. Snewgflo demonstrates his destructive force. He swears to cause mass destruction if Lammy does not go with him. Beware the man with small feet and large head.

Hell's Bells Ringing In My Ears

Satan stops by to borrow some sugar.

16 - Toilet Lover

Like Santa comes down the chimney, Arsewipe comes up the sewer pipe and out the toilet!

15 - Appreciating Music

Lammy, Mickey Ratt and Rodney Roach make music.

14 - The Graveyard

Lammy often like to go to the cemetery to drink and think. Well, at least to drink.

Vistors

Mickey Ratt and Rodney Roach stop by to see Lammy.

12 - Outta Here!

Yam Man fails to appreciate Lammy.

11 - Working Girl

Lammy snubs Prof. Snewgflo for Yam Man.

10 - Just Don't Get It!

Lammy doesn't understand what they are talking about.

#9 - Not My First Time At The Rodeo!

Let's all have a drink at Ugly Grace's Bar!

Part 8 - Facing Friends

Lammy tries to explain things to her friends in the Netherworld while her lover, Dewey Banjer, strays.

part 7 - Is It True Love?

Lammy squeals for Dewey Banjer!

What The Professor Wants

Professor Snewgflo reveals why he plans to destroy the world.

SAVE THE WORLD part 5

Lammy and Dewey Banjer hook up.

Save The World Part 4

Romance begins to heat up between Lammy and Dewey Banjer. This just seems to make me realize that in our life we seek an equilibrium. Since Lammy doesn't know what that word means, we should say 'balance'. When someone insults us and hurts our feelings, or things are bad, then we seek out people to love and admire us and make things seem good. Then when things get good, we take it for granted and things slip back to being bad again. So, is Lammy's romance with Dewey going to last?

Save The World part 3

Prof Snewgflo gives a warning.

Save The World part 2

Lammy meets her nemesis.

Looking For Sex

I didn't like the first guy, but I finally hooked up with Dewey Banjer!

With Bill O'Reilly

Lammy shows off her newly acquired intellect.

Getting Intellectual

After graduating from Ersatz University, Lammy seems to talk strange. Or did she visit the Ataraxia Foundation?

My Meme-oir

Mrs. Weirsdo, or maybe Hobbes, challenged me to a 6-word Meme-oir, whatever that is.

Cursed, Drunk, Baby, Father?, Gadiated, Baaaaah!

I done forgotted the rulez. But then again, I never read instructions.

Finally Got A Job

Now that I gradiated I finally got a job putting to use all the things I didn't learn.

Graduation From EU

Click on my diploma to see it bigger. Now maybe I can get an easy job.

Visitor At Ersatz U.

Lammy asked a question of a guest speaker while at Ersatz University.

White Rabbit and Cheap Wine

I walked to town and I beheld a beautiful sight! It was a white rabbit sticking its head from a hole in the sidewalk. And it had a bottle of cheap wine! I was so thirsty! I wanted to jump down that hole with that rabbit!

It Was The Netherworld Hotel

As I ran closer to the building, I saw a crowd outside. I wiped the sweat from my eyes and realized it was actually the Netherworld Hotel! (See Sidebar for links)

A Place To Pee

As I ran through the desert the sweat filled my eyes and I felt kind of dizzy, but worse than that, I had to pee really bad! Then through the blur I beheld a glorious sight: The Ataraxia Foundation! Yes, a place to pee!

Ran To Arizona

I ran into the desert in Arizona. I've been wanting to go there for a long time. But I didn't realize that they had crabs there. I thought they were just in the ocean. But there was a whole lot of crabs there.

Run Lammy Run!

When I get upset, I go out and run and run. I love to run. So that is what I do when I am upset and feeling lonely. Well, it is one of the things I do when I get lonely. Sometimes I like to go to Ugly Grace's bar and grill. But today I just felt like running.

Oxy Moron & Metal Tinkerbell

Oxy Moron came stomping over to the house, arguing with Metal Tinkerbell about her coming over here. I swear that Oxy Moron looks just like someone I have seen before somewhere. Like on the news, maybe. Like he might have something to do with the government. But I think he just looks like some famous person. He looked, talked and acted rather stupid, so it seemed to me. But Tink liked it. She said he must love her in order to get that mad and upset. So she left with him, and I was alone again. It gets so depressing being alone. I have to find something to do to get in a happier mood!

What Happened To Me?

I remember going to my class, and Miss Enditall was the teacher. She is the one who cast a spell on me and gave me a sheep head. I remember being scared and afraid and even frightened. I wanted to run away, yes, I remember wanting to run. But she stuck out her hand like when she cast that first spell on me and I think she casted another spell on me! I think. Maybe she did. Possibly. I'm not really sure. I don't know if she cast a spell on me or if I ran away to Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill and got drunk again. I can't remember. I don't know what happened. But when I woke I saw Metal Tinkerbell crying because she was kicked off of The Flavor of Axe show. I felt so sorry for her. And she looked nice. I mean, she looked as feminine and sexy as Harry Potter. Well, one thing led to another, and we went home together. Us girls just want to have fun, you know.

First Day of Class

Well, I finally went to my first class about the occult at Ersatz Community College, and what a surprise! A real shock! The teacher was Miss Enditall, the witch that put the curse on me and turned my head into a lamb head. She just looked at me and laughed that cackle laugh of hers. I thought she was going to lay an egg! And, by golly, she did lay an egg. I was really nervous and so really scared. Really! I couldn't even concentrate on what she was saying. I just wanted to get out of there. Really. But after a while my fear began to turn to anger. Really. That's when I jumped up and ran toward her, wanting to strangle her. Really. But she just stuck out her hand and chanted like she was putting a spell on me again. Really. Everything went black. I had really passed out. Really. And really had to pee!

Talk To Someone Who Knows

In preparing to take the classes on the occult, I was also assigned to go find someone who knew something about magic and stuff like that, you know what I mean? Well, I went over to Harry Potter's house and interview him. But I just couldn't resist him, like he put a spell on me or something. Well, not exactly. He really didn't have to do any spells or magic to get me in bed. The only problem was that I forgot everything he had told me about the occult. But I enjoyed it anyway.

Preparing For Class

I am really excited about going back to school at Ersatz Community College. The woman said that before I go to my first class, I have to prepare for it and write down as many words that I heard which I don't know the meaning of them. And also write down things I've heard about but really don't understand concerning the occult and magic and religion and mythology and, well, you know, like that. I am so nervous! I've been writing until I think my hand is going to fall off and had to go back to the store and buy a pack of new pens and notebook paper. I didn't realize I didn't know so much. I am afraid that I may not be able to go to class for a year or more at this rate! I'll never get this done: writing down all that stuff I don't know.

Back To College

I went back down to Ersatz Community College and signed up for some classes. I asked them if they had stuff about curses like the witch turning my head into a sheep head and the woman told me they had a lot of fatuous courses about the occult. So I made that my major and got a student loan, which I quickly cashed and headed down to Ugly Grace's bar and grill. I really just wanted a crash curse course, of course, but she said there were prerequisite classes I had to take first. I wonder if prerequisite means telling the future. But she told me there was a whole lot of big fancy vacuous words I had to learn before I would be able to take part in the inane discussions. I am excited now and can't wait to see if I know anyone in my classes.

Is Buzzin the Dad of Lambkin?

Did the giant fly-creature, Buzzin, get Lammy pregnant while he was supposed to be giving her a massage? Did he do more than what he was supposed to do? Come to think of it, Little Lambkin does look like a big maggot.

Is Cuzzin' Ike the Daddy?

Cuzzin' Ike thinks he might be the father of Lambkin, my kid, because of the lap dance I gave him.

Is Santa the Father of Lambkin?

Ho ho ho! Santa thinks he is the father of my baby, Lambkin. But I know better than that. There is no way he could be the father of my baby. The truth is that he comes only once and year, and that is down a chimney!

Debbie Did Lammy

After Debbie-do did Dallas, she did Lammy. She thinks that is how Lammy got pregnant by substance transfer.

Is Alien Guy the Father of Lambkin?

It was an out of this world experience.

Is Dewey Banjer the Father of Lambkin?

Dewey Banjer said he made Lammy squeal like a pig and he thinks he is the daddy of her baby, Lambkin.

Is Smelt The Father of Lambkin?

That silly Smelt thinks he might be Lambkin's daddy, even though he never actually had sex with me, her mother. Those Death Cheese Band guys are really dumb. But as I think of it, maybe he could be since he did have sex with my sister, Lula.