Is Buzzin the Dad of Lambkin?

Did the giant fly-creature, Buzzin, get Lammy pregnant while he was supposed to be giving her a massage? Did he do more than what he was supposed to do? Come to think of it, Little Lambkin does look like a big maggot.

Is Cuzzin' Ike the Daddy?

Cuzzin' Ike thinks he might be the father of Lambkin, my kid, because of the lap dance I gave him.

Is Santa the Father of Lambkin?

Ho ho ho! Santa thinks he is the father of my baby, Lambkin. But I know better than that. There is no way he could be the father of my baby. The truth is that he comes only once and year, and that is down a chimney!

Debbie Did Lammy

After Debbie-do did Dallas, she did Lammy. She thinks that is how Lammy got pregnant by substance transfer.

Is Alien Guy the Father of Lambkin?

It was an out of this world experience.

Is Dewey Banjer the Father of Lambkin?

Dewey Banjer said he made Lammy squeal like a pig and he thinks he is the daddy of her baby, Lambkin.

Is Smelt The Father of Lambkin?

That silly Smelt thinks he might be Lambkin's daddy, even though he never actually had sex with me, her mother. Those Death Cheese Band guys are really dumb. But as I think of it, maybe he could be since he did have sex with my sister, Lula.

Happy New Year

From Lammy (Patty)