That silly Smelt thinks he might be Lambkin's daddy, even though he never actually had sex with me, her mother. Those Death Cheese Band guys are really dumb. But as I think of it, maybe he could be since he did have sex with my sister, Lula.
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I'm shocked! No, I ain't shocked that Smelte might be Lambkin's father, 'specially since Dr. Schitz wuz Lammy's obstetrician and he knows how to do all kinds of crazy things with them DNA's. So maybe Lambkin even has two fathers! But what I am shocked by is that Smelte even knows the woid "proxy." Now that right there really shocked me, see?
Terrible...... Oh my dear, Forget your Fear, Let all your Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in yr ear, WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR..
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I'm shocked!
No, I ain't shocked that Smelte might be Lambkin's father, 'specially since Dr. Schitz wuz Lammy's obstetrician and he knows how to do all kinds of crazy things with them DNA's. So maybe Lambkin even has two fathers! But what I am shocked by is that Smelte even knows the woid "proxy." Now that right there really shocked me, see?
Terrible......
Oh my dear, Forget your Fear,
Let all your Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in yr ear,
WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR..
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