Ho ho ho! Santa thinks he is the father of my baby, Lambkin. But I know better than that. There is no way he could be the father of my baby. The truth is that he comes only once and year, and that is down a chimney!
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But just maybe "chimney" is synonymous with "woo woo." I took both composition with Anais Nin and biology with Dr. Schitz at Miskatonic University and I think it could be true.
Ho ho ho! Santa thinks he is the father of my baby, Lambkin. But I know better than that. There is no way he could be the father of my baby. The truth is that he comes only once and year, and that is down a chimney!
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But just maybe "chimney" is synonymous with "woo woo." I took both composition with Anais Nin and biology with Dr. Schitz at Miskatonic University and I think it could be true.
Them composition courses try to stuff metaphors up your ass, figuratively speaking.
I heard that in Dr. Schitz' class sometimes you get a probe stuffed where the sun don't shine, literally speaking.
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