We Found Zolman's Photos!

I remember my sister talking about the pictures that Gabriel C. Zolman had made for Sar, but I wasn't home at the time. That's when I was abducted by Pokey the Pedophile. But I got the dicks from the Viagra Detective Agency to investigate the situation and they came up with the photos. They were found in the comment section of Sar's post from December 29, 2005.

Here they are:



Sarwars
Basicsar
Raidersar
Deepsar

We're sorry about the mix-up, Z-man. These are great.

Secret Informant

A mysterious source gave me some information about my sister, Lula and her disappearance. He indicated it was more than a mere conspiracy of bloggers or Europeans, and it went higher than some space aliens. The covert informant made the startling claim that the Republicans were responsible. The obscure informant, who met me in the park across from the Watergate Hotel , would not identify himself, but I think they call him "Deep Thought".

Girl In A Crop Circle

The dicks investigating the disappearance of my sister, Lula, found this photo and thought it might be Lula in a crop circle waiting to be beamed up by the Alien Guy, but upon closer examination by blowing it up (click on picture to make it bigger) they noticed it was someone else. Notice her shoes.

False Clue

We had our investigator in Europe to check out the possiblility that Lula might be there, but he found that Indie was with Betty Boop in a hotel room, NOT LULA.

Is Lula Really Dead?

This card was discovered and has Lula's picture on it along with Gabriel C. Zolman. Is it a clue indicating that Lula is dead?

Happy Birthday Ariel

Or whatever you look like!

Clone of Sar

While Ariel's Brother is still analyzing the DNA found on Sar's shoe. But Gabriel C. Zolman took a sample of the DNA and cloned it, hoping to get himself a duplicate copy of Sar, but this picture shows what the clone turned out to look like. The DNA of the Lazy Iguana got mixed with the DNA of Sar!

Examining Clues

DNA from the material of Sar's shoe is being examined by Ariel's Brother with a digital spectrograph to extract a psychometry reading that will tell where the shoe has been and also indicate the people who have been near it.

At The Warehouse

Ariel's brother joins Nancy Grace of CNN and Court TV to investigate the disappearance of my sister, Lula. They theorize that she may have been abducted by Pendant Ken and taken to Dr. Doo-Doo's warehouse where his wife, Doo-Doo Girl of the Pansi Files, may have been involved in an accident knocking boxes onto Lula. They observed that the Lazy Iguana was there. Also the girl from Zolman's Amen Corner was on top of some boxes passed out. And Sar's shoe was on the floor, is that a clue? Can anyone figure what might have happened to Lula? I miss my sister so much. I'd offer a million dollar reward, but I have only fifty-seven cents.

My Sister's Last Poem

I got scared and ran
And you begged me not to go.
White dust everywhere
And a cry for someone to care.
Sad eyes seem to say
There's no more yesterday.
I don't understand why people aren't helping me.
And hears not my silent cries in the wind?
Eat my head
My brain is bread
Promise you'll be all right.
When I leave you tonight.

A New Clue!

There is another twist in the disappearance of my sister, Lula. The mystery has taken a new direction: South! Is my sister with The Lazy Iguana in Florida??????

Poirot's Ethics Adulterated

We have heard rumors that the world famous dick, Poirot, knows where Lula is, but he is unwilling to discuss the matter because she has somehow persuaded him to not do his duty. Lula always had a way to influence men's minds, especially goofy old men like that Sherlock Holmes wanna-be.

That Indeterminacy Guy

That Indie Guy writes some really good stories on his blog called Indeterminacy. It's no wonder my sister was fascinated or infatuated with him!

A Movie We Made Awhile Back

Gabriel C. Zolman's Photo

Is my sister with Gabriel C. Zolman? We looked at his blog, one that Lula went to regularly if not religiously. It's called The Amen Corner, and it had this picture on it. But it didn't look like this. It was quite different indeed. What we did was to use a Digital Imagery Restoration Program which accesses from the IPTC the original image file before it gets retouched. Whenever a digital camera takes a picture, it stores the original picture in a special file that remains in a seperate obscure concealed file even after the photo is retouched and altered. When we pulled up the secret file of the original snap shot from his car, we were amazed! It appears as if Lula was sitting in the back seat behind Zolman, the way he REALLY looks! Is that her????? Now I am really getting confused! Is Lula in the cemetery that Ariel photographed (which she and her brother adamantly deny)? Or did she get taken away by that Alien Guy? Or is she on her way to Germany to see that Indie guy? Or is she with Gabriel C. Zolman? And which one is the daddy of her baby that is being hidden at the Blochalela Foundation Institute place? I just know that I sure miss my sister!

ZOLMAN'S ORIGINAL PHOTO

THE AMEN CORNER

ARIEL'S PHOTOS

INDIE'S BLOG

THE PANSI FILES

SAR -- Her shoe was in the photo, is that a clue?

Meditating

I have been doing some very serious Meditation trying to communicate with my sister to find out if she is dead or alive. I often get grabbed by the spirit but I am not sure if it is from the dead world beyond or some kind of ESP communication across the psychic net, sort of like the Internet only across a sort of spiritual cyberspace that connects all our minds together. Good music helps you get in the mood and get the feelings flowing. It is really amazing how deep the rabbit hole goes. I really think that someone out there knows where my sister went or is at.

Did My Sister Have A Baby?

I have discovered that my sister had a baby before she disappeared or died, or whatever has happened to her! And we don't know what happened to the baby. It was said to have been delivered by someone called Dr. Doo Doo at a strange place called the Blochalela Institute, which has something to do with a strange woman called Mrs. Weirsdo and her blog, Pansi Files.. Does anyone have any information about this? Is it true? I'd like to know if my sister had a child! And why are they keeping it hidden? Is that Alien Guy the daddy? Or was it that guy called Indie? Is it possible to get pregnant having cyber-sex? Did she do that? We are still looking for her. I don't think that those pictures Areil took of the grave yard is where Lula is buried. I don't think she is really dead. But could it be true that she had a child?

ARIEL'S PHOTOS

INDIE'S BLOG

PANSI FILES

ASININE NEWS

Pics of My Sister

I found these pictures of my sister, Lula, that were taken shortly before she died, or disappeared. Could she have been taken away by that Alien Guy? I also heard that she was pregnant by him.
I just wish I knew what really happened to her. Does anyone out there know? Is she dead? Or was she abducted by a space alien? I also heard that she went to New York and was planning to go to Europe to find a guy they call Indie who might be in Germany. He wrote a story about her and posted her picture on his blog: CLICK HERE. She had a crush on him.
It is just so upsetting not knowing what has happened to someone so close to me. I miss her so much.

Cool Pics

I saw a neat site by someone called ARIEL but I don't know if it is a man or woman, young or old, or what. But they take great pictures and have them posted HERE. I liked THIS PICTURE so I tried to make one something like it.