Where's Lammy? (714)

Sheriff Sexxi and Hunky Dory question Arsewipe.

Sale (706)

Carried Away (705)

Back In The Sewer Again (704)

Escape From Jail (703)

The Switch

Arsewipe and Sean walked away hand in hand, leaving Lammy alone.

Rescue?

Arsewipe pulled Lammy from the green slime to rescue her, but who will rescue her from him?

Without A Paddle

Lammy fell into the green slime, but Arsewipe waded out to rescue her. Or does he have something else in mind for her?

16 - Toilet Lover

Like Santa comes down the chimney, Arsewipe comes up the sewer pipe and out the toilet!

Turkey Day

I had my Turkey behind Ugly Grace's bar and grill with another turkey, Arsewipe. Buzzin was there checking out the dumpsters and Lyanne Sakks gave the Axolotl a golden shower. I was very thankful that no one saw us!

(3) I Had To Pee

I just couldn't stand it there with Axe Man, especially when Arsewipe stuck his head up out of the toilet, or urinal. It sure ain't easy for a girl to piss in one of them things. I just got the hell out of there.

NEXT

Piss Or Get Off The Pot

I got tired of resting, so I started looking for another job. Have to pay the rent, you know. Well, I found that Arsewipe the Crappy Ghoul has another quiz show and I went on it! We were supposed to hold our pee as long as we could until we got on the show, and then the contestants would piss, and Gary the Axolotl would judge who pissed the most and gave him the best 'golden shower'. I thought the other contestant was the Cheesemeister, but it was the girl from Fem Nikita or something like that. But I won! Gary liked my Golden Shower the best! I won enough quatloos to pay up my rent for a while.

The Cellar Gets Crowded

Arsewipe keeps wanting to know if both me (Maaaaater) and my Anti-Maaaaater are going to be on his show Wednesday. But I just can't make a decision!

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Watched Arsewipe's Show And I Was On It, Too!

I watched Arsewipe's show on TV last night. It was really great. It still confuses me that I am on the show and yet I am here, too. Something to do with Maaaater and Anti-Maaaaater, Cheesemeister says. Read about it here and here.

But I was wondering what would happen if I went down there and performed with myself on the show next week as Maaaater and Anti-Maaaaater. That would really create a blast! I'll have to ask Cheesey about that.

I Hate Making Decisions

Arsewipe led me to the entrance to the sewer. That's where I had escaped from! I couldn't make up my mind if I should go back in there or not. Then the Spooky Gal appeared and began telling me I shouldn't go in there. Arsewipe couldn't see her and kept asking me who I was talking to.

I asked the Spooky Gal where she had been and she said she had to go back for a class and a test to renew her Guardian Angel license. Now she is fully certified for another three years and can help me. I need help because I just can't make a decision. I hate to do that.

Arsewipe got pretty nasty because he couldn't see the Spooky Gal and thought I was nuts or something. She kept telling me not to go. He grabbed my hand and tried to pull me into the sewer with him, but Spooky Gal grabbed my other hand and pulled me back. It was a tug of war, just like every time I have to make a decision.

Finally Arsewipe got really mad and told me to just get lost. He and Axolotl went on into the sewer. I ran away with Spooky Gal and my white dog.

Arsewipe Proposed To Me

After the TV show, Arsewipe took me to the Netherworld Social Center and in front of all those people, he proposed to me. It was even more exciting than when Nervous Norvis proposed to me at the same place. I was so excited that I pissed my pants. And of course, Gary the Axolotl was hanging on my leg. I kept trying to kick him off, but he held tighter than a hunching dog.

I'm really in love this time! Yes, this time is for real! I just hope it turns out better than all those others did.

I Finally Met Arsewipe

I was so full of coffee that I really had to pee, really bad! My eyeballs were turning yellow and I could hear sloshing sounds in my ears. So I ran out back of Ugly Grace's to relieve the pressure and who do you think I saw out there? It was that guy from the reality show, Arsewipe! He really turned me on because I thought he was cute, but I didn't want to pee in front of him because I hadn't been to bed with him yet. And he wouldn't leave or turn around. I thought I was going to piss my pants!

He told me he'd like to have me on his TV show and I told him that I had never pissed on TV before. Then Gary the Axolotl came up and wanted me to pee on him to give him a golden shower. Arsewipe got excited and said he'd like to see that. Those guys!

So finally I agreed to pee on Gary the Axolotl on Arsewipe's TV reality show. But how real is peeing on a salamander?