After the TV show, Arsewipe took me to the Netherworld Social Center and in front of all those people, he proposed to me. It was even more exciting than when Nervous Norvis proposed to me at the same place. I was so excited that I pissed my pants. And of course, Gary the Axolotl was hanging on my leg. I kept trying to kick him off, but he held tighter than a hunching dog.I'm really in love this time! Yes, this time is for real! I just hope it turns out better than all those others did.
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Well, I am off to the trauma center! I just ruptured something with all the vomiting I have been doing through this gross story!
I hope that The Cheesemeister will be my medic and not Dr. Schitz. He always finds reason to do tests that to me seem completely unnecessary. And as he has probably a cauldron of my DNA by now, I don't see where he needs to take any more samples!
Oh man, that appears to be my cat Leon batting at Gary the Axolotl! Leon! Get away from Gary before you catch some sort of disease from him! He's been rolling in raw sewage, you know!
Sorry, Spooky, I can only bandage, apply oxygen, give IV's, things like that. I can't repair a ruptured stomach so Dr. Schitz will have to be the one.
Spooky Guy seems pretty sensitive. Hope he will be all right.
That is your cat, Cheesemeister. It has been coming over in our yard lately. Can't you keep it home?
Leon must have a lost littermate somewhere. It sure looks like him!
I think you guys are made for each other.
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