Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I've Become Addicted To Coffee

It was nice sneaking out of rehab for a while and being with my friends again, but something strange came over me. After sitting there reading and drinking coffee so much, I just didn't have the desire to drink that cheap wine. And I had a compulsion to finish that book, I guess because I had invested so much time in it. I had spent hours and hours and didn't want to quit now. I was dying to know what the second sentence said.

What seemed so funny was that I had influenced my friends and they all ordered coffee to drink. But Ugly Grace got really pissed and told us to go over to Nervous Norvis Coffee Shop and waste his time. How rude.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ugly Grace is just in a bad mood because Arsewipe the Ghoul has been giving her so much grief, and because she has PMS. Don't worry, she'll be friendly again in about a week. Especially if she can figure out a way to keep Arsewipe out of her bar.

Anonymous said...

That rehab sound's TRUELY dangerous!!!!!! I reccomend my 12 step's and a peace of cake a day!!!!

Anonymous said...

Arsewipe is cute, maybe I can meet him.
Pansi, it was twelve steps to get here at Ugly Grace's. Now all I need is the cake.

Cie Cheesemeister said...

LAMMY! How low you have sunk!
But if you really want to be a contestant on Arsewipe's show, contact me by leaving a comment on one of the Netherworld blogs and I'll throw you in as a ringer!

The word verification is "mfuffuq"
Sounds like Snoop Dogg with a mouth full of marbles!

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