Lammy?

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Closing Time (787)

Policeman Hunky Dory shows up again, but he's not on duty.

Well Hidden (730)

Why Copy Me?

Lammy meets her clone and Robo Lammy at Ugly Grace's Bar.

A Happy Ending

Lammy landed in the arms of her boyfriend, Hunky Dory, in Ugly Grace's bar. Even with Lammy there are happy endings -- once in a while, anyway. But how long will it last?

Contest Ends

Ugly Grace gives the final outcome of the contest to see which was the real Lammy.

Hunky Still To The Rescue

The girl's return to their tower to await the voting, but Hunky just then arrives to rescue the real Lammy.

The Debate

The girls present their points of view.

Let The Contest Begin

But who is that sneaking in the back door of Ugly Grace's bar?

Awaiting

The patrons of Ugly Grace's bar anxiously await the start of the contest between the two Lammy's so they can vote for the one they think is the real Lammy.

Hunky Dory To The Rescue

At least he tries.

Lammy Has Changed

Hunky Dory gets a shock.

Tell Him I Love Him

The clone of Lammy gets on stage at Ugly Grace's to ask where Prof. Snewgflo is. She tells everyone that she loves him and wants to make love to him.

Kidnapped!

Vincent Barbarino Jr. was hired by Dr. Schitz to kidnap Lammy and get her out of sight so he could employ his plan to make Prof. Snewgflo think the clone was the real Lammy and make him think she loves him so Snewgflo wouldn't destroy the whole world in 2012.

Strange Things Happen At Ugly Grace's Bar

Lammy comes back to Ugly Grace's Bar for a wild night out.

(1) Axe Man To The Rescue!

After being in that wreck, I was pretty shook up and thought that was a pretty good reason to go have a few drinks at Ugly Grace's bar and grill where the Death Cheese Band plays. But I had pretty much wine and got pretty drunk! I walked outside and took a deep breath, and it all hit me at once. I passed out. But I was pretty lucky because Axe Man, one of the band members, came out and helped me home. But it was pretty strange because he took me to HIS home, not mine!

NEXT

I Fell Off The Wagon

I don't remember what happened. All I know is that I woke up with a headache in back of Ugly Grace's. That Arsewipe was just too cute and too tempting for me. What a hunk! But where did he go? Did he leave me high and dry like the others?

I've Become Addicted To Coffee

It was nice sneaking out of rehab for a while and being with my friends again, but something strange came over me. After sitting there reading and drinking coffee so much, I just didn't have the desire to drink that cheap wine. And I had a compulsion to finish that book, I guess because I had invested so much time in it. I had spent hours and hours and didn't want to quit now. I was dying to know what the second sentence said.

What seemed so funny was that I had influenced my friends and they all ordered coffee to drink. But Ugly Grace got really pissed and told us to go over to Nervous Norvis Coffee Shop and waste his time. How rude.

At Ugly Grace's Again

I met Oxy Moron at Ugly Grace's after Smelte dumped me. He looked like somebody I had seen, but I couldn't quite place where I saw that face before. He might just look like someone I saw on TV. I liked Mr. Moron a lot and was beginning to enjoy his company until we saw Deep Thought in there with Flowering Kudzu.

Oxy Moron rushed over to Deep Thought and began talking sports and politics with him and they completely ignored Flowering Kudzu and me. So guess what! We gals left together. And we spent the night together. Let those guys do their buddy thing. Flowering Kudzu was the best sex I ever had! Really an improvement over that fish spawning of Smelte or Gary the Axolotl.

Again

What can I say?