Prof. Snewflo became very despondent and upset since Lammy ran off and refused to make love to him. He wondered why she would make love to anyone except him. He grew so angry that he decided not to wait until 2012 to destroy the whole world, but began to plan the destruction now!
It was a trick by the evil Professor Snewgflo, the only guy or thing that Lammy will not have sex with. He says that if she doesn't willingly love him, then he will destroy the whole world in 2012.
The Clone of Lammy found Prof. Snewgflo in his secret lab in the basement of Ugly Grace's bar, and he told her to take off her clothes and get on the cot.
Dr. Schitz has finally made a clone of Lammy in hopes of making Prof. Snewgflo think it is the real Lammy and that she loves him, so Snewgflo won't destroy the world and Dr. Schitz will win the Nobel Peace Prize.