Lammy 2.0 Meets Orlof

The clone of Lammy went to Ugly Grace's looking for Prof. Snewgflo and met Orlof who tries to act like Axe Man.

Feeling Restless

Lammy just can't relax. Especially since she is over at Axe Man and Orlof's apartment.

Axe Man Gives Special Performance

After the concert was over and the people left, Axe Man gave Lammy and Flowering Kudzu a special private performance. They were all sort of disoriented, especially Axe Man.

Lambkin Pleads To Axe Man

Lammy was really upset that she got cut from the Flavor of Axe TV show. Her baby, Lambkin, tries to soften Axe Man's heart so he will let her mommy back on the show.

My Reaction To Axe Man

Oh, how Axe Man gets me so excited.

(3) I Had To Pee

I just couldn't stand it there with Axe Man, especially when Arsewipe stuck his head up out of the toilet, or urinal. It sure ain't easy for a girl to piss in one of them things. I just got the hell out of there.

NEXT

(1) Axe Man To The Rescue!

After being in that wreck, I was pretty shook up and thought that was a pretty good reason to go have a few drinks at Ugly Grace's bar and grill where the Death Cheese Band plays. But I had pretty much wine and got pretty drunk! I walked outside and took a deep breath, and it all hit me at once. I passed out. But I was pretty lucky because Axe Man, one of the band members, came out and helped me home. But it was pretty strange because he took me to HIS home, not mine!

NEXT

Screenplay - SCENE 37

Axe Man

37 EXT. HELL'S PASS HOSPITAL - MORNING

The gas stops spewing from the holes in the wall.

Henry, Norvis and Reptile are rolling on the ground
laughing.

Henry tries to get up, but continues to laugh, holding
his stomach.

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
The gas has stopped and red light
went out! The Red Queen must not
be working now!

HASHISH HENRY
I've got to get to the lab and get
Lammy out of that machine!

Norvis gets up, then looks up at Murry again.

NERVOUS NORVIS
Oh no! This makes me more nervous
than I have ever been!

He again falls to the ground and wiggles and flops
like a fish out of water.

Henry tries to open the door, but can't.

HASHISH HENRY
We need to break down the door.

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
(pointing)
Praise the Lord!

They see Axe Man coming up the road swinging his
big ax.

HASHISH HENRY
What are you doing here?

AXE MAN
Follow. Want Lammy.

HASHISH HENRY
Easy there, big guy!

AXE MAN
(raises ax)
Where Lammy?

Axe Man swings the ax at Henry who keeps dodging.

HASHISH HENRY
Careful with that big ass blade!

Henry falls to the ground on his back and Axe Man
chops down with the ax, but Henry rolls sideways
and the ax sticks in the dirt.

AXE MAN
Save Lammy!

Then Henry stands against the door.

Axe Man lifts the ax above his head ready to strike
down on Henry.

SLOW MOTION OF AXE MAN SWINGING AXE DOWN
AT HENRY.

Just as the gleaming blade is almost against his
forehead, Henry jumps out of the way.

The blade strikes the door and sparks fly and the
door falls inward.

HASHISH HENRY
Good job, big guy!

AXE MAN
But me miss you.

HASHISH HENRY
Come on. We have to work together
and save Lammy!

AXE MAN
Lammy! Good ass!

HASHISH HENRY
(to Reptile)
Grab Norvis and come on to the lab!

Henry and Axe Man rush into the building.

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Come on Norvis! Get up!

Norvis points up.

On the roof, Sexxi and Kudzu are pulling Murry up.

NERVOUS NORVIS
How can a girl have a penis?

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

NERVOUS NORVIS
Mysterious stuff makes me nervous.

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Come on. Murry will explain it to
you.

NERVOUS NORVIS
You think so?

REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Sure!

Reptile and Norvis go into the building.

Continue

Axe Man Left Me Again

I was so glad that the Axe Man got my woo-woo back. The first thing I did was run back in the bushes to pee. But while I was gone, Axe Man saw a fairy and fell in love. As I came back, I saw him going back through the temporal door with her. So I was left in the timeless zone, but wait! What about that Strange Friendly Stranger? I quickly turned and ran to his house...

My Hero Again!

The Axe Man from the Death Cheese Band in the Netherworld came bursting in and swung his ax at the Dhole, which had bobbed its head out of its hole when it smelled some Spam. It immediately dropped my woo-woo and fled. Axe Man grabbed my box, and there for a while, I thought he was going to keep it, but he finally gave it back to me. Good thing, too. Because I really had to pee. Axe Man was a real hero, but I am still scared of him the way he swings that ax. But I must say, he is a real swinger!

Bat Boy Rescues Me

Bat Boy flew down and rescued me from the wrath of Axe Man. The young boy bat told me he would take me to safety where he had my baby Lambkin hidden. It seems that Lyanne Sakks has lived up to her name and is just a Lying Sack!

Axe Man Axed Kudzu

Axe Man rushed out from the Netherworld Hotel and was really upset since he found that Flowering Kudzu and I had slept together. He thought he was going to marry the Kudzu. But he ended the engagement swiftly with a few swings of his ax.

It looks like Dr. Schitz's new assistant, Rubic Cubic, will be busy piecing Kudzu back together and super gluing her.