Axe Man
37 EXT. HELL'S PASS HOSPITAL - MORNING
The gas stops spewing from the holes in the wall.
Henry, Norvis and Reptile are rolling on the ground
laughing.
Henry tries to get up, but continues to laugh, holding
his stomach.
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
The gas has stopped and red light
went out! The Red Queen must not
be working now!
HASHISH HENRY
I've got to get to the lab and get
Lammy out of that machine!
Norvis gets up, then looks up at Murry again.
NERVOUS NORVIS
Oh no! This makes me more nervous
than I have ever been!
He again falls to the ground and wiggles and flops
like a fish out of water.
Henry tries to open the door, but can't.
HASHISH HENRY
We need to break down the door.
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
(pointing)
Praise the Lord!
They see Axe Man coming up the road swinging his
big ax.
HASHISH HENRY
What are you doing here?
AXE MAN
Follow. Want Lammy.
HASHISH HENRY
Easy there, big guy!
AXE MAN
(raises ax)
Where Lammy?
Axe Man swings the ax at Henry who keeps dodging.
HASHISH HENRY
Careful with that big ass blade!
Henry falls to the ground on his back and Axe Man
chops down with the ax, but Henry rolls sideways
and the ax sticks in the dirt.
AXE MAN
Save Lammy!
Then Henry stands against the door.
Axe Man lifts the ax above his head ready to strike
down on Henry.
SLOW MOTION OF AXE MAN SWINGING AXE DOWN
AT HENRY.
Just as the gleaming blade is almost against his
forehead, Henry jumps out of the way.
The blade strikes the door and sparks fly and the
door falls inward.
HASHISH HENRY
Good job, big guy!
AXE MAN
But me miss you.
HASHISH HENRY
Come on. We have to work together
and save Lammy!
AXE MAN
Lammy! Good ass!
HASHISH HENRY
(to Reptile)
Grab Norvis and come on to the lab!
Henry and Axe Man rush into the building.
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Come on Norvis! Get up!
Norvis points up.
On the roof, Sexxi and Kudzu are pulling Murry up.
NERVOUS NORVIS
How can a girl have a penis?
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
NERVOUS NORVIS
Mysterious stuff makes me nervous.
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Come on. Murry will explain it to
you.
NERVOUS NORVIS
You think so?
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Sure!
Reptile and Norvis go into the building.
1 comment:
Sometimes Murry has me climb under his dress and straighten out his package when he's wearing a g-string. At least Haute Dog pays me extra for being helpful to my fellow dancer.
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