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Fight at Rodney Roach's Diner

Crackhead Heddy has problems on the first day of her new job as waitress.

Bot Buddy Analyzes the Situation

Dante and Bot Buddy see Vinnie Barbarino Jr. and the Mannequin going to Rodney Roach's Diner.

Crackhead Heddy Gets A Job

Like Road Kill

Crackhead Heddy finds the dead Moon Gobble.

The Mannequin's Mission

The Death Metal Mannequin reveals her purpose for being there.

To The Rescue

Hunky Dory follows Mickey Ratt and Moon Gobble to find Lammy.

A Disbeliever

While on the way to find and rescue the real Lammy, Mickey Ratt, the Moon Gobble and Rodney Roach sees Crackhead Heddy, who thinks the girl back at the bar is the real Lammy.

Mystic Xenia Gives Advice

Hunky Dory goes to Mystic Xenia for advice about Lammy.

Roaches Know All

Roaches creep around and see everything and know everything that is going on.

Vistors

Mickey Ratt and Rodney Roach stop by to see Lammy.

Breakfast At Lammy's

I went in the kitchen to fix me some breakfast, like some cereal and milk, but it was too cold. So I sat it on the electric stove to heat it up. While I was waiting, I tried to tune in the TV that was above the stove, but no matter what buttons I pressed, I couldn't get a channel to come in. It just lit up and hummed.

Meanwhile, Rodney Roach came by and said he couldn't find a rope to help get me out of the sewer, but he didn't believe I would fit in that pipe anyway. I told him how I gave Sewer Bob my panties and he told me how to get out of there.

Well, about that time, Adam Ant Eater came by and saw Rodney and took after him. Adam Ant Eater eats all kinds of bugs, I guess, or else he thought Rodney Roach was an ant. Anyway, Rodney Roach ran up between my legs and disappeared and Adam Ant Eater snorted after him with that wet, cold nose of his. Yes, it was wet and cold as the cereal was before I put it on the stove. But after a while of his probing for Rodney Roach, I could feel his hot breath and it began to really tingle like crazy! Sort of like a vibrator.

The whole room became filled with smoke! I first thought it was me, but then realized that it was the plastic bowl that had caught fire and spread to the counter and then the walls. My house was on fire! Actually it is just an apartment above Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill. Maybe I can blame it on them down there.

Lost In The Sewer

While the rat and bugs finished off the Dhole that was trying to get me, Rodney Roach carried me away from harms way by going this way and that way down a maze of passage ways in the sewer. And he carried me all the way, which was the nicest way I ever traveled. I'm not sure how much I weigh, but he was way stronger than any guy, well, almost. Axe Man was really strong, too.

But the roach had to stop several times. I'm not sure if he was tired, or if he lost his way. That maze of sewers was like a labyrinth. Really confusing. Then he stopped and sat me down.

He looked up, so I looked up, too. There was a smaller pipe or tunnel that went straight up like a smoke pipe, but gook stuff was running out of it. He then turned back into a small roach bug like he was before and told me to lift him up to the vertical pipe. He began to scurry up it, saying that he would drop a rope or something to pull me up when he got to the top.

I waited. Then waited more. It was cold, damp, dark and stinky down there where I waited. I got tired of standing there looking up at that hole in the ceiling waiting for a rope to come down. It seemed like the longest time.

Then my excited feeling about being saved by so many friends began to fade and I got bored. I began having doubts about myself again because I began to think that Rodney left and wasn't going to drop a rope to rescue me. A tear ran down my cheek and I had to pee really bad. I looked around for a place to pee, but realized I was in a sewer, so it didn't really matter where I peed.

I just continued to wait to be rescued.

Rodney Roach Saves Me

After Rodney Roach untied me, we both fled from that place, Vinnie's hide-out. I was surprised how fast a roach could run, but sure enough, Rodney Roach kept right up with me all the time. He was so sweet, for a nasty bug and all. He kept yelling, "Run, Lammy, run!" and it brought a tear to my eye that he had rescued me and seemed like the only one who cared about me at all.

More tears flowed as I ran and thought that there was not one single person I have known that would help put up a ransom to get me free. And even more tears flowed as I thought about all those guys that I had gone with who rejected me.

And even more tears flowed as I thought of all the jobs I have had, but was fired just because no one liked me. More and more tears flowed as I grew more and more depressed thinking how nobody loves me. It is such a lonely feeling, like I am useless and no good for anything.

Even Enditall the witch had cursed me and I really never understood why, except that she must have hated me a lot. That really hurts to think about and it makes me cry so much that snot runs out of my nose and gets all over my face while I am running.

And I cried even more when I thought about my trial and getting my death reversed. The truth was that the Devil hated me and didn't want me in hell. Now that is really being hated! I really sobbed hard thinking of that one.

I was crying so much that I fell in that open man-hole again and fell into the slimy sewer. At first I thought all that liquefied muck and piss was how much tears I had shed. Then there was another splash.

Rodney Roach had jumped down the man-hole to be with me. How sweet that little fellow is! But then he turned really big like a man and that scared me so much I had to pee, but since I was sitting in sewage, I just let it go as if I was in a swimming pool.

Rodney had turned into Ninja Roach and was protecting me from the Dhole in the sewer. That made me cry to think that there was someone who really cared.

Helpful Roach

When I woke up, I was all tied up. I don't know where I was, but it sure was a nasty place, and Rodney Roach was there. He talked to me, telling me that Vinnie had tied me up and was holding me for ransom. But Rodney said that everyone Vinnie called and demanded money from just laughed and hung up.

That really made me feel sad, I mean, that no one who knew me cared enough to pay a ransom for me. Then I asked Rodney about Flowering Kudzu, and he told me that they took her to Dr. Schitz to have her put back together, but he was really mad and was sending me the bill. That means I will have to get a job for sure!

Then Rodney Roach began chewing on the tape that I was tied with.