I performed at the Ravishing Woo Woo, but it was disappointing because I had to share the stage with Boop. I hate to have to compete for attention. It seemed like they all liked Betty a lot more than me. They kept yelling, "Boop, Boop!" And they seemed to ignore me.Why was Boop getting all the attention instead of me? What does she have that I don't have? Why did they all like her so much? This depressed me. It made me really sad. And mad. But mostly sad.
I got upset and ran from the place and cried and cried.
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Well, I thought you were hot!
Meet me at my adult novelties factory sometime! I may have a job for you as product tester.
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