Violent Surgery (687)

Nurse Violent removes Lammy's brain so that Dr. Schitz can examine it and see why Lammy is hearing voices.

Cut That Out!

Nurse Violent chased the zombie that ate Lammy's brain wanting to surgically remove it from his stomach.

Praying For Nurse Violent

I went to church where Rev. Jimmy Reptile was holding a special prayer session for Nurse Violent in hopes of preparing her for her upcoming wedding to Dr. Schitz this fall. I thought I was in bad shape until I learned of all the demons in that poor woman. We prayed all night to cast out as many demons as we could. As for my own problem, well, I am full of spirits from that cheap wine, but all I have to do is go pee to cast them out.

Screenplay - SCENE 21

Nurse Violent and Kutzu's head.

21 INT. OFFICE - DIMLY LIT

In the hallway, Kudzu stops by a door with a sign
that says PRIVATE OFFICE.

It also has handwritten signs that say KEEP OUT, DO
NOT DISTURB, GET LOST.

Kudzu paces back and forth for a moment, then
reaches for the doorknob, but pulls back her hand.

She paces more.

She reaches for the knob again.

She paces more.

Finally she grabs the knob and jerks the door open
and barges in.

CUT TO

INSIDE THE DARK OFFICE.

FLOWERING KUDZU
Dr.Schitz? You here?

Kudzu pulls out the flashlight she had at the
cemetery and turns it on. Ray of light cuts through
the darkness.

VOICE
(off screen)
Go away!

Kudzu shines the light around and sees a desk, then
a file cabinet, then a book shelf, then a computer.

FLOWERING KUDZU
Dr.Schitz? Where are you?

VOICE
Go away! Go away!

Kudzu stumbles around the room shining the light,
then shines it down.

The light reveals the very ugly face of Nurse Violent,
hissing like a snake or angry cat, showing fangs.

Violent leaps at Kudzu and the flashlight falls to the
floor.

We hear FIGHTING AND SCREAMING.

The room brightens up.

Dr.Schitz is standing by the light switch.

Violent and Kudzu wrestle and fall onto the desk
making paper fly.

A phone falls to the floor making that receiver-off-the-
hook sound.

A foot kicks the computer screen and sparks fly.

A knife in a hand is pumping.

Sound of WOMAN SCREAM.

Blood shoots in streams onto Schitz.

DR. SCHITZ
Stop this!

Schitz grabs Violent and pulls her off of Kudzu.

Violent is holding a bloody knife.

Kudzu's head rocks slowly, then falls off onto the
floor.

Kudzu's neck is spewing blood.

There is a moment of silence as Schitz and Violent
stare at the head.

NURSE VIOLENT
Oh, did I do a bad?

DR. SCHITZ
Yes, you did.

NURSE VIOLENT
Oh, my bad.

DR. SCHITZ
Don't worry. I'll stick her back
together after while. But I had better
get over to the lab. Snewgflo is
waiting for me. I forgot.

NURSE VIOLENT
Oh, he can wait.

Violent begins kissing Schitz passionately and they
fall to the floor.

Violent stops and looks at the head of Kudzu with its
eyes staring at her.

She grabs the head by the hair and tosses it into a
waste basket.

Blood flies and splatters.

DR. SCHITZ
Have I ever told you that you a very
sloppy.

NURSE VIOLENT
Oh, I just hate to be watched.

Schitz and Violent embrace and kiss madly as they
roll on the floor in the pools of blood.

FADE OUT:

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