Speaking In Tongues

I went to church and got the spirit again! But some said it was from Eucharist abuse. Well, I did go to the altar call several times for the wine. Actually more times than I can remember.

I Prayed For My Lambkin

I went to church and prayed real hard to get my baby Lambkin back from Axe Man, or Spooky Guy who is taking care of her. Then I went to Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill and told everyone.

Praying For Nurse Violent

I went to church where Rev. Jimmy Reptile was holding a special prayer session for Nurse Violent in hopes of preparing her for her upcoming wedding to Dr. Schitz this fall. I thought I was in bad shape until I learned of all the demons in that poor woman. We prayed all night to cast out as many demons as we could. As for my own problem, well, I am full of spirits from that cheap wine, but all I have to do is go pee to cast them out.

I Went To Church

I was so happy to get my baby Lambkin back, that I went to church with Rev. Reptile and Pansi.