Thursday, October 04, 2007
Lambkin's First Words
Lammy's baby, Lambkin, spoke it's first words. And it's favorite toy is an ax. That makes people believe that Axe Man may be the father! It talks like him and loves to play with an ax! Lammy was supposed to be in court today for a custody hearing because the court feels she is an unfit mother. But Lammy did not show up for the hearing. Instead, she stopped in at Norvis' Coffee Shop. So custody has been awarded to Axe Man until a DNA test can be performed by Dr. Schitz to determine if Axe Man is the real father.
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4 comments:
It all makes sense.
Hey. That didn't sound right on that movie. The sound must be messed up! Lambkin was supposed to say, "Mommy, slut." But it sounded like something that began with an F.
Fortunately for Lambkin, Axe has pawned her off on Spooky. There truly is no rest for the wicked!
She really enjoys playing with the Soglings. So she's always slimy. Shari Lewis stopped by for a visit and she was appalled.
I thought Lambkin was saying, "Mommy--fuck!"--a true statement about his mother's behavior.
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