Wolfie Admits The Truth

I finally gave in and accepted a date with Wolfie, but then he said he was actually gay and just wanted to chase me around because it was a wolf's instinct to prey on lambs. This upset me. I thought he really wanted me because I was a girl. I wish I was a regular girl again. I am really depressed now.

Just An Experiment

I was just wanting to try out a program called CrazyTalk from Reallusion to see how it works. This is a trial program and has the watermarks.

Wolfie Turns Un-Gay?

I couldn't believe it. Wolfie suddenly got the hots for me, and I thought he was gay. But maybe it's just his instinct to go after sheep.

Soured Love Again!

Heshe night at the Happy Wiener was fun, but ended in tragedy for me. I saw Shyster Pettifogger having a drink with Wolfie of the Death Cheese Band. I felt so jealous for some reason. I asked him about it and he said he was busy with business. Later I saw them kiss! Now what kind of business is that? I was devastated emotionally! I really loved Shyster a lot. And now he has forgotten about me and is interested in Wolfie! What a love life I have! I don't have a love life! I had to go pee, then ran out into the darkness. I just felt like running away from it all! I just felt like running!

Alien Guy and Wolfie Together

My cousin, The Dog Face Girl, who has the identical DNA as my sister, Lula, used to be married to the Alien Guy. He became gay after the divorce. Dog Face then was going with Wolfie of the Death Cheese and they planned to get married, but things have really changed. She told me that she saw Wolfie and the Gay Alien Guy at Ugly Grace's, and they were acting "very friendly." More friendly than just buddies. We all are believing that Wolfie has turned gay and is now going with the Alien Guy! Will they get married?

Dogface Girl Meets Wolfie

I fixed up my cousin, The Dogface Girl, with Wolfie from the Death Cheese Band. I figured he'd really go wild over her, since she has divorced The Alien Guy. But Daisy from the Pansi Files seems to be showing interest in him now, so we have to watch that development. But I wanted to go with Dusty Doggy to ivestigate a Barbie-cide. Ariel has some exclusive photos on the victim on her site. Dusty will report his findings on Asinine News after he sniffs the story out.