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Lammy goes home with Dogface Girl.

Dogface Girl (790)

Lammy meets another old friend.

I Will Be Going Home!

Enough of the gibber-jabber! The Alien Guy came and told me that they have his UFO fixed and he was going to take me back to Earth. So I quickly grabbed my stuff and we headed for the airport like place where his ship was. My cousin Dog Face Girl and Mary Jane walked with me to say good-by and give me a send off from this planet Shiznit. I sure will miss them. But I sure will be glad to get back home!

As we walked through town, we passed Prof. Snewgflo who waved and told me not to forget what he told me -- TOO LATE! I had already forgotten all that gobble-gook all those guys said. I just wanted to get home and see Axe Man and visit the Happy wiener!

Talk With Dog Face Girl

Back at my place, I had a long talk with my cousin, the Dog Face Girl. I really love those long talks we have. She is my best friend of all because I can say whatever I think and feel to her and she listens, and doesn't criticize or make fun of me. It is that ability to communicate which makes her so very special to me. There just isn't very many people I know like that.

Deep Thought gives me some good advice and I learn a lot from him, but he is still quite a mystery man to me. I thought about what he said, and it is true that the dhole is an enlongated fox in reality. It was Lovecraft who created the fictional dhole as a large worm or snake like creature that pops out of the ground. That is why things get so confusing sometimes. I mean, writers create fantasies and we get them mixed up with the real thing, like the fox-like animal that is a real dhole and the snake-like creature that is fictional.

And what was even more confusing to me was that Dog Face Girl told me I should go back to the Blochalela Foundation and Deep Thought keeps warning me to stay away from that place. Those are two of the people I trust the most in the world for advice, yet they say the opposite. It's like when experts in a field each argue the opposite. They each know more than we do, so how do we know which one to believe?

The Dog Face Girl told me that her husband, The Alien Guy would take me back to Earth in a couple days and I could decide then what to do.

Dog Face Girl Taken To Blochalela Foundation -- Again

Icy watched anxiously as they treated and loaded her mother, the Dog Face Girl, into the ambulance and ice cream truck from the Blochalela Foundation to take her for treatment of head injuries from her high dive in a low well as mentioned in the previous post. This will be Dog Face Girl's second visit for treatment at the famous institute, her first being when she was pregnant after marrying the Alien Guy. But according to rumors and records, that have since been scratched and torn up by Kathryn, the records have all been destroyed during her daring break-in, the Dog Face Girl had twins. It has also been determined by Ariel's Brother that Dog Face Girl and Lula have the identical DNA and may be the same person. Could it be? Could Dog Face Girl be my sister, Lula? We may learn the truth while she is in the Blochalela Foundation for treatment. But they sure don't like her there because she once had an affair with Mr. Banana. The drama continues.

Alien Guy and Wolfie Together

My cousin, The Dog Face Girl, who has the identical DNA as my sister, Lula, used to be married to the Alien Guy. He became gay after the divorce. Dog Face then was going with Wolfie of the Death Cheese and they planned to get married, but things have really changed. She told me that she saw Wolfie and the Gay Alien Guy at Ugly Grace's, and they were acting "very friendly." More friendly than just buddies. We all are believing that Wolfie has turned gay and is now going with the Alien Guy! Will they get married?

Having A Friend To Talk With

Have you ever sat up all night just talking and crying and laughing with your best friend? That's what I did with Dog Face Girl. It was great. She told me that Wolfie of the Death Cheese broke up with her for some reason and she can't figure it out to save her life. Maybe it's Enditall causing problems or putting some kind of curse or spell on the relationship. Enditall acted like she didn't care that Wolfie left her and was going with Dog Face Girl, but I guess the talk about marriage was just too much for her.

And I cried and told Dog Face that I was supposed to meet Hashish Henry who works at the 7-11 when he got off, but I was late and he left. Dog Face said that she heard that he went home to work on his car and will have to take it to the shop because there are strange noises coming out of the radio. I bet it was just a Death Cheese song being played. Men seem to be more worried about their cars than girlfriends.

Then Dog Face Girl started crying about the Gay Alien Guy and how she missed him since the divorce. And I cried about not being able to find my sister, Lula. But then we started talking about Henry and his car and began laughing. After that, everything was funny and we laughed at the strangeness of Cheesemeister's home. Then we laughed about Brittney and the Pansi Files.

It was really nice having someone to sit up with and talk to all night long. It was like having Lula back home with me.

Cheesemeister wrote a poem HERE

Dog Face Girl reads the poem HERE

Dogface Girl Meets Wolfie

I fixed up my cousin, The Dogface Girl, with Wolfie from the Death Cheese Band. I figured he'd really go wild over her, since she has divorced The Alien Guy. But Daisy from the Pansi Files seems to be showing interest in him now, so we have to watch that development. But I wanted to go with Dusty Doggy to ivestigate a Barbie-cide. Ariel has some exclusive photos on the victim on her site. Dusty will report his findings on Asinine News after he sniffs the story out.