Dan's Dare for Kenny

Dirty Dan the Vampire dared the girl Kenny to come to his coffin for a quicky, and of course she can't refuse a dare, so she did. But Lammy saw them and got jealous and took after Dirty Dan with a steak and mallet.

Sex Education

Lammy described her worst sexual experiences to some of her students from her sex ed class, Mary Jane and Kenny. Lammy explained that the worst ones were while she was dead and in hell, and the very worst was with Nixon there. She told them that hell was not a very nice place and they should avoid it as long as they could. She said that even heavenly experiences were hellish down there. But Dirty Dan the vampire was an exception, he was good in the casket.