Blood of the Lamb?

I was invited to church with Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Brittney the Devil Doll. I felt sort of funny the way they all kept looking at me and grinning. Especially Elizabeth Bathory, the blood countess and Nosferatu. Also at the service was Aubvey, the Dhole, and the janitor, Jesus Romirez. It was when they asked me to get on the alter while they all pulled out knives that I really got scared and ran from the place. They were singing something about the blood of the lamb!

Drunk, Again!

We had a great wild time at Ugly Grace's last night. But I woke up with a banging headache. And down on skid row was Smelte of Death Cheese, the Hippie That Looks Like Jesus, Icy the dog protecting me, Soggy and his Spam, and of course my girlfriends, Lyanne Sakks and the he/she Murry Magdalene. And we were being watched by Brittney the Devil Doll, Harry, and even the Devil himself.

Oh, when will I ever learn? I hope not ever because this ignorance is bliss and so much fun!