
I was invited to church with
Rev. Jimmy Reptile and
Brittney the Devil Doll. I felt sort of funny the way they all kept looking at me and grinning. Especially
Elizabeth Bathory, the blood countess and Nosferatu. Also at the service was Aubvey, the Dhole, and the
janitor, Jesus Romirez. It was when they asked me to get on the alter while they all pulled out knives that I really got scared and ran from the place. They were singing something about the blood of the lamb!
3 comments:
Lucky you got out of there when you did--Rotten Ralph was waiting out back to process the remains!
I told Liz to hog tie you but SHE was all for the "thrill of the chase."
You guys are too funny.
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