Thursday, June 21, 2007

Blood of the Lamb?

I was invited to church with Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Brittney the Devil Doll. I felt sort of funny the way they all kept looking at me and grinning. Especially Elizabeth Bathory, the blood countess and Nosferatu. Also at the service was Aubvey, the Dhole, and the janitor, Jesus Romirez. It was when they asked me to get on the alter while they all pulled out knives that I really got scared and ran from the place. They were singing something about the blood of the lamb!

3 comments:

Cie Cheesemeister said...

Lucky you got out of there when you did--Rotten Ralph was waiting out back to process the remains!

Anonymous said...

I told Liz to hog tie you but SHE was all for the "thrill of the chase."

Anonymous said...

You guys are too funny.

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