What were you doing one year ago?
It was a year ago when the witch Enditall cursed me and changed my head into a lamb's head after I introduced her boyfriend, Wolfie, to my cousin, Dog Face Girl. I was dating Hashish Henry the Sandwich Head Man after having broken up with Axe Man and was being stalked by Smelt of Death Cheese Band.
Five snacks I enjoy?
New grass sprouts, sometimes flower blooms, goat's cheese, oats and ivy, and especially my own vomit I regurgitate when I ruminate.
Five songs I know all the lyrics?
Mary Had A Little Lamb, Baaa Baaa Black Sheep, Happy Birthday, I can hum chopsticks but don't know the words, and then there's:
Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy.
A Kid'll eat ivy too,
Wouldn't you?
And there's a phonic version but I don't know it well and no one agrees on the spellings and sounds:
Maresy dotes
And dosey dotes
And liddle lambsey tivey
A kiddley tivey too.
Wooden ewe?
Five things I'd do if I was a millionaire?
Move to New Zealand or Australia, buy a huge pasture, have me a herd of little lambkins, stuff like that, I guess. I would also help others that are cursed.
Five bad habits?
Ruminate and masticate, go with guys without knowing them, putting off making decisions, drinking cheap wine, pee a lot when I get nervous.
Five things I like doing?
Ruminate and masticate, go with guys without knowing them, putting off making decisions, drinking cheap wine, pee a lot.
