Lammy sees Grim Reaper by her grave
14 - OUT. CEMETERY - EVENING
FADE IN:
Lammy walks through the cemetery and stops by the
tombstone that has her dance trophy sitting on top.
She lets her armful of bottles fall.
Then she sits at the base of the tombstone and
drinks from a bottle.
DISSOLVE TO:
The bottle is empty and she tosses it and opens
another.
She turns it up.
DISSOLVE TO:
She tosses an empty bottle into a huge pile of other
empties, then reaches for the last bottle and rocks
her head.
She turns the last bottle up, gulping its contents.
DEEP VOICE
(off screen)
Lammy. Lammy. Lammy.
LAMMY
Huh?
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
LAMMY
Who is it?
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
LAMMY
(looks around)
Where you at?
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
LAMMY
I said, What?
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
LAMMY
That's my name! Don't wear it out!
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
She tries to get up, but staggers and falls down on
her hands and knees.
LAMMY
Who's rocking the damn boat?
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
She looks up. She sees a blurred dark figure.
LAMMY
Who's that?
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
LAMMY
(squinting eyes)
No, you're not Lammy. I'm Whammy.
I mean Lammy.
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
She again struggles to her feet, but reaches for her
tombstone for support. She leans against the trophy
instead and it falls and she falls to the ground.
LAMMY
Ohhhhh! I got to pee!
She crawls half hidden by the tombstone and pulls
down her pants.
SOUND OF PISSING.
DEEP VOICE
Lammy.
She stands behind the tombstone pulling up her
pants, then leans on the tombstone. She makes faces
trying to focus on the figure standing in front of the
tombstone.
From Lammy's view: a double vision slowly comes
together to reveal The Grim reaper.
She staggers from behind the tombstone but falls to
the ground at the foot of Grimmy, The Grim reaper.
LAMMY
(crying)
No! It can't be! No!
GRIM REAPER
Don't be afraid of me, Lammy.
LAMMY
It's not that.
(grimace)
Well, it's just that I shit in my pants.
You scared me.
GRIM REAPER
(fans face)
You should have shit while you had
your pants down.
LAMMY
You know how life is...
(pauses)
Well, maybe you wouldn't.
GRIM REAPER
I am not here to take you now.
LAMMY
Oh? What do you want, then? You
just taking a walk?
GRIM REAPER
I think Dr. Schitz lied. I think the
baby you had is really mine! Where is
my baby?
LAMMY
What? But I don't know! What is all
this shit about Lambkin? I don't
understand!
GRIM REAPER
It stinks too much here for now. But,
I'll be back. And you better have my
baby with you!
Grimmy turns and walks away.
Lammy staggers, looking down at her shitty pants,
then falls forward onto the pile of empty wine
bottles.
Nosferatu the vampire then walks up and looks at
Lammy on the ground.
He shows his fangs and whips up his cape over
himself as he lowers down onto Lammy.
SUCKING SOUND
FADE OUT:
