The Alien Guy said he had to go back to Shiznit because he was about out of gas for his space ship, but I wanted to stay here and go look for my sister, Lula. When I got out on the beach, I then realized that I might have been wrong about this being in the future.Actually, it was all just part of a movie set that King Smut was using to film his flick. He seemed to dislike me when I walked up to him, but he told me I could be in his film. Come to find out, he was a real prick, I mean he was really picky as a director and talked hateful to the staff and cast. So most of them quit, not being able to stand his ill temper.
He said he was pretty desperate to find actors who would work for him, which seemed obvious when I noticed he was using Enditall the Witch. He instructed me to stand and look around like I was lost and looking for something.
That's when it hit me. Enditall's sword, I mean. She came up behind me and clubbed me on the head with her heavy blunt prop. After that, things began to get blurry and seemed to spin around.
FADE TO BLACK.
