Audition For A Movie

I really began to feel good and confident about myself after being around all those people, so I got up the courage to go back and try to audition for a part in one of King Smut's movies. But wouldn't you know it! Sexy Sadie was there trying out for the same part and she got it. This really was devastating to my ego and self-confidence. And it depressed me terribly. I was really wanting to be in a movie. I think I can act really well. Either the camera doesn't like me or King Smut has something going with Sadie. This ain't fair. I am so depressed now!

Rough Job

My first day as a waitress at work at Steak Through the Heart was really rough. Really it was! It was harder work than carrying all those boards for the roofing contractor. Sexy Sadie came in and I thought I was going to break my arms carrying all those greasy hamburgers and hot dogs to her. I'm just glad she didn't come in with her boyfriend, the fat bat boy. At my lunch break I ran over to Ugly Grace's for a while. That's the nice part of working across the street from my favorite dive.