I have retained a lawyer, Shyster Pettifogger, to argue my case before the superior court of the Netherworld concerning my conviction to hell. This is one slick lawyer. He says he may even have my death reversed so that I can return free to life on earth.But this has really upset the Grim Reaper. Not only because of his job, but mostly because I am pregnant with his child. Death will have to pay me child support!
