36 INT. DR. SCHITZ LAB - MORNING
Nurse Violent, Officer Sexxi and Flowering Kudzu
come in.
OFFICER SEXXI
Where did they go?
NURSE VIOLENT
They flew over to Mr. Quatloo's.
FLOWERING KUDZU
Won't their arms get awfully tired?
NURSE VIOLENT
In a chopper, you idiot!
OFFICER SEXXI
(pulls gun)
You're the chopper! Now get on the
floor and spread your hands!
Violent lies face down on the floor.
NURSE VIOLENT
I usually spread my legs!
Sexxi pulls Violent's arms behind her back.
Sexxi fumbles for her handcuffs, but can't find them.
OFFICER SEXXI
Where the hell those son-bitches at?
Violent's head then begins to turn all the way around
until it faces backward, staring at Sexxi.
FLOWERING KUDZU
Is that why they call her 'rubber
neck'?
Violent opens her mouth wide showing fangs and
snarling, trying to bite Sexxi.
Sexxi jumps up and points her gun at Violent's face.
Violent's head spins on around until facing her front
and she stands.
OFFICER SEXXI
Where's the phone! I need to call for
back-up!
NURSE VIOLENT
(yells)
Red Queen! Neutralize the bitch!
RED QUEEN
Which one? I detect three.
Sexxi pulls out a handkerchief and stuffs it in
Violent's mouth.
Then she pulls a small object from her pocket.
OFFICER SEXXI
Now, one more word out of you and I
will spray your eyes full of mace!
FLOWERING KUDZU
But that's a cigarette lighter.
OFFICER SEXXI
Oh. Well, it will just have to do.
Sexxi lights the lighter, then sets the handkerchief in
Violent's mouth on fire.
Flames flare up in Violent's face.
Violent then turns and runs back into the other room.
Sexxi then goes to the hall door and tries to open it.
RED QUEEN
What is the password?
OFFICER SEXXI
It's "fuck you!"
Sexxi shoots the camera and red light above the
door.
RED QUEEN
Oh! You shot me!
OFFICER SEXXI
(shoots several more times)
Die! Won't you die?
Blood pours out.
RED QUEEN
I'm crashing, I'm crash...
SILENCE.
Sexxi looks at Kudzu and then opens the door.
Kudzu and Sexxi go out.
