Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Sexual Values



"Okay, kids. We are going to talk about sexual values today.
Don't settle for just a movie and dinner. Your sex is much more valuable than that.
The more lonely the guy is, the more value sex has.
Get a new outfit and some nice jewery out of it. And chocolate, too.
Sexual values can fluctuate depending on the state of the economy.
But remember, girls. You can enjoy it as much a he does, plus all the fringe benefits!"

5 comments:

Nessa said...

QV always said if he were a girl he'd be rich.

Tom & Icy said...

Hope QV was being ironic like Lammy is because that lifestyle is seldom if ever pleasurable or profitable for the female.

Anonymous said...

I like Lammy's style. Rowr! Feisty!

Anonymous said...

Big congratulations, Lammy. You, or one of your clones, are in the final three contestants on the Lord Iffy show! You might wish to start thinking about what you will do for Lord Iffy's big night should you be the winner. Glad I could help out, by the way!

Brittney said...

Lamy should practice what she preaches. Except for Professor Snowblow, When has she ever held out for anything?

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