My lawyer, Shyster Pettifogger, called the fairy, Smenita, to the stand to testify. She is sometimes called the whispering fairy and sometimes the wicked fairy because she is so mischievous. He wanted to show the Judge and Nancy Grace how the fairy kept whispering wicked stuff in my ear as I slept and caused me to light some candles and put an evil spell on Enditall the witch. It was Enditall who cursed me and turned my head into a lamb's head. Smenita kept whispering to me to get revenge on the witch. But when I tried to cast a spell on Enditall, the candles set me on fire.Shyster Pettifogger wanted to show that the evil idea of casting the spell was not my idea at and and thus there was no premeditated intent to do evil. I was just an innocent victim of the wicked fairy, Smenita.
I don't know if the judge got all that because Nancy Grace kept running her mouth and he couldn't concentrate on the testimony.
