Shape Shifting Salamander

I really had to pee really bad and there really was no bathroom in that room, really! But then I saw that Golden Shower loving little salamander named Gary the Axolotl. He wobbled up to me with those big buggy sad eyes and that is when I learned a secret about him! He is a shape shifter! And he turned into a toilet for me. What a nice guy. Or thing. I'm not sure, really.