I really had to pee really bad and there really was no bathroom in that room, really! But then I saw that Golden Shower loving little salamander named Gary the Axolotl. He wobbled up to me with those big buggy sad eyes and that is when I learned a secret about him! He is a shape shifter! And he turned into a toilet for me. What a nice guy. Or thing. I'm not sure, really.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Shape Shifting Salamander
I really had to pee really bad and there really was no bathroom in that room, really! But then I saw that Golden Shower loving little salamander named Gary the Axolotl. He wobbled up to me with those big buggy sad eyes and that is when I learned a secret about him! He is a shape shifter! And he turned into a toilet for me. What a nice guy. Or thing. I'm not sure, really.
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I thought there was something strange about that toilet I used at Ugly Grace's last night. It moved from one spot to another.
Ewwwwweee! Now I'm really disturbed!
Well, at least he's already marinated.
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