I have just been staying a home in my nice room that uncle Tom let me use until I get a job and get back on my feet. I have been snorting a little. Just a little. Some Mad Dog 20/20. But it's been making me fart. And I mean some really foul smellers. I let one that I thought was going to kill every animal in the room. The white dog passed out as well as the cat, Mickey Rat, and even Buzzin, the giant fly. I don't know what happened to Rodney Roach. Haven't seen him since then.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Staying Home Lately
I have just been staying a home in my nice room that uncle Tom let me use until I get a job and get back on my feet. I have been snorting a little. Just a little. Some Mad Dog 20/20. But it's been making me fart. And I mean some really foul smellers. I let one that I thought was going to kill every animal in the room. The white dog passed out as well as the cat, Mickey Rat, and even Buzzin, the giant fly. I don't know what happened to Rodney Roach. Haven't seen him since then.
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I no whut yu meen, Lamy! Sum tims when I hav ben eatin Chikin Vin-De-Loo, I reely cut sum rip wuns. Evun me wif the Un Ded Sports Fan sends me owtsid then, and she's a zombie! Last tim the othur residints of the hotel toled me I wuz in the dog house but that bloomin Snopey begul wudnt let me in! That is not fare. He lets Bill the kat in aftur all! Bloody hell, what's a bloke to do? I shur cant give up the chikin Vin-De-Loo, espeshuly the way Rotin Ralf makes it!
It must be really bad if the Roach is gone. I heard them fellers can survive an atomic one!
That was a wonderful comment, Amanda. Humor is like a smile or love, the more we do it, the easier it is; and the more we give, the more we have. It's so nice when we can find humor in something as dispicable as a cockroach, but we need to be able to lighten up our tensions and feelings about the less positive things in life. It makes us as well as others feel good and it's good for us. That is why we like the Cheesemeister so much: she can make us laugh and even sort of like some of the most hideous creatures one could imagine. Thanks for the laugh, Amanda.
Hermits are slow learners of questionable humor potential, but it doesn't keep us from missing our aim! :)
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