Dirty Doctor

I thought that going to a shrink would help me to make up my mind what to do.

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Realizing The Truth

I went over and had a session with the good doctor to try and iron out the kinks in my psyche. It was a really long session this time and we talked for several hours. Finally he convinced me to see reality! He made me see the truth! He made me face my own delusions.

He made me realize that Lambkin was not my baby!

As a matter of fact, she is not a baby at all!

It is just a cloth puppet of Lamb Chop!

That sure was upsetting, learning the truth. I tossed the puppet down and ran from the room. Of course, I headed over to Ugly Grace's to have some cheap wine to settle down my anxiety.

I Went To A Shrink

I was so distraught after Dewey Banjer made a fool out of me. So I went to a shrink and told him the story of my life and death and back to life again.

I told him how my sister disappeared and I couldn't find her. And about going to the planet Shiznit and had a lesbian affair with the girl who didn't have a mouth. And my wondering through the sewers of the Netherworld. And the witch Enditall who cast a spell and turned my head into a lamb's head. And how I tried to reverse the curse on her and burnt myself up and died. And how the Grim Reaper got me pregnant while I was in hell, but later found I was already pregnant by someone before him. And how Dr. Schitz delivered my baby and took it and I can't find it. And how I rose from the dead and tried to get jobs but kept getting fired. But mostly I talked about how Dewey made a fool out of me.

He just looked at me oddly and said I was crazy and handed me a bill. A lot of good it did wasting my time there!