I went over and had a session with the good doctor to try and iron out the kinks in my psyche. It was a really long session this time and we talked for several hours. Finally he convinced me to see reality! He made me see the truth! He made me face my own delusions.He made me realize that Lambkin was not my baby!
As a matter of fact, she is not a baby at all!
It is just a cloth puppet of Lamb Chop!
That sure was upsetting, learning the truth. I tossed the puppet down and ran from the room. Of course, I headed over to Ugly Grace's to have some cheap wine to settle down my anxiety.
2 comments:
Lammy, I am with you in wanting to solve the mystery of your missing offspring. Cuzzin Hildy-Bob told me something today that just shocked me! Little Axey is back on her farm and you gave birth to him, but he isn't your natural born kid. We'd have Chief Jerry put out another Lamb-er alert, but we still don't know what we're looking for!
Just because Lammy has a lamb's head is no reason for ziggy to call her would-be baby a kid.
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