I met the cutest little fellow! His name is Dewey Banjer, and he's just a simple, down to earth country boy. I think this is real love this time! He has sure taught me a lot of stuff you wouldn't think he knew anything about just to meet him once.He said he heard about my night at Ugly Grace's bar and grill, and I told him that I was ashamed of myself. But he told me not to worry about what other people say or think. He began telling me about something called Yoga, but I thought it was that icky stuff like ice cream.
Dewey took me out on the farm and explained to me how to meditate. I wasn't sure he really knew what he was talking about at first. And I felt sort of silly sitting out in the middle of a field and taking off my clothes. But the sun felt good.
He got really excited and said I was catching on really good. That made me feel proud and not so much like a silly sheep head fool that I was imagining myself to be. He really made me feel a lot better, especially when we had sex.
3 comments:
When you get tired of that big goofus, Lammy, why don't you check me out? A little fella can go a long way, if you know what I mean!
And, you're on a farm.
If you get hungry, there's plenty of green grass over in the meadow (just beware of the troll that lives under the bridge).
Anyway, I guess you're getting all 'dewey-eyed.'
Tom Thumb, so find Smenita the whispering fairy. She's more your size.
Deep Thought, I'll have to go check out that troll under the bridge. Sounds interesting. That was a fun pun: Getting all dewey-eyed! Loved it.
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