The kind Prof. Snewgflo was very concerned (like Deep Thought is) with the conspiratorial relationship of Rev. Jimmy Reptile, Enditall the witch and Warren Jeffs saying that they were creating a "Yetwards Transmutation Effect " on the inhabitants of the planet Earth by taking the established flux induction of life projectory and bending the axel to conform to their own delusions of Divine Yetward Hegemony.I just said, "Duh!" and told him that they had sabotaged our spaceship which was my only transportation back to Earth.
Prof. Snewgflo smiled and told me I should take Josephine S. Blick's advice and go through a Tesla Inductive Tubeway back to Earth.
Again, I just said "Duh!"
He said "Worm Hole!"
The Alien Guy perked up and grinned yelling, "Yes, a worm hole is a spacial rift that will get you home! But it will take you through the Netherworld."
I squealed with excitement of realizing that going through the Netherworld I would get to go to the Death Cheese concert at Ugly Grace's and see Axe man!
I was like, "I'm so thrilled that I have to pee."
The Alien Guy thanked Dr. Snewgflo and told me we would have to return to the tumtum tree place and find the Dhole. That's the enlongated fox that also takes the form of a huge worm-like creature. We entered the woods and I quickly ducked behind some bushes to relieve the pressure on my bladder.
Suddenly, when I was just ready to let go the piss flow, I noticed the worm-like thing was slithering up between my legs! I hate when that happens.
