I was really feeling a buzz after drinking that MD 20/20 and then drinking at Ugly Grace's. As I was walking, I passed that strange house again. This time I saw Jimi Hendrix and the Axe Man of Death Cheese discussing music or something. But I didn't hang around to find out because it was time for Hashish Henry to get off from work at the 7-11. I didn't want him to think I was standing him up. But, hell. I could hardly stand up at all.
Friday, June 16, 2006
Jimi and Axe Man
I was really feeling a buzz after drinking that MD 20/20 and then drinking at Ugly Grace's. As I was walking, I passed that strange house again. This time I saw Jimi Hendrix and the Axe Man of Death Cheese discussing music or something. But I didn't hang around to find out because it was time for Hashish Henry to get off from work at the 7-11. I didn't want him to think I was standing him up. But, hell. I could hardly stand up at all.
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I was trying to teach that Axe Man fellow a little music, at the urgings of his nice manager. But he's impossible to teach! I finally gave up and went to the laundry room to hang out with those spooky people. At least they appreciate good music!
Being bipolar herself, the Cheesemeister asked me to play "Manic Depression" for her, which I did. The Spooky Guy and I are also planning a little secret music project which you will find out about soon!
I do wish those spawns would stay off my guitar, though. They're cute little--whatever they are--but the slime can't be good for the wood!
Peace,
Jimi
Lammy,
It couldn't hurt to look for Lula aboard the Vogon Flagship tomorrow night. My man the Alien Guy says he swears he saw her in Elvis' closet. But it could have been Avril Lavigne.
Also just to show the Dog Face Girl that there are no hard feelings I'd like to help with her wedding shower!
Your friend,
Enditall
OMG! I've been calling Enditall Endtail. How Dyslexic of me. I must have been thinking of Pansi and Angelon and their end-tail experiences. Or maybe I was subconsciously thinking how Enditall's Crown Chaukra looked so much like her base Chaukra. Face like Base. Oh, I was just thinking about Enditall going to Dog Face Girl's shower. That would be like having the Gay Alien Guy at Wolfie's bachelor party.
JIMI: I've got some great news!
CHEESEMEISTER: You going to teach Axe Man to play music?
JIMI: No. I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
I just met Jimi and already he's being a smart ass!
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