Fired From My New Job

I got a job working for a home-improvement company that's replacing the roof on Tom & Icy's house. I had to carry a lot of big ole boards and they were really heavy. So I had to rest, but wouldn't you know that the contractor came by right as I was taking a short break.

He didn't like that and said I was fired. Well, that job didn't last very long. Neither did the nap I was taking.

I tried to joke around with the curmudgeon boss, but he just told me to go to the Devil! I told him, "Been there. Done that." Suffice to say, he wasn't amused.

Realities of Life

It was nice at first returning to life after being dead, but rather quickly reality begins to set in.

I had forgotten about the misery of "that time of the month" when your stomach aches and you become upset easily and short tempered while depression and negative thoughts take over the mind. The curse of the pain and agony of living soon began to consume me.

That awful time of the month when the rent and bills come due!

So I had to get my butt off the bar stool and get back to job hunting again!