Only five more scenes after this.40 EXT. HELL'S PASS HOSPITAL - DAY
Reptile, Murry, Norvis, Kudzu, Sexxi, Axe Man, Henry
and Lammy walk to the drive.
HASHISH HENRY
Reptile, Murry and Norvis. You guys
take the SUV. Axe Man, Lammy and I
will take my car that's in Dante's
Park.
OFFICER SEXXI
I'll lead the way in my cruiser with
lights and sirens. Hope we get to
Quatloo's before he sacrifices that
baby.
LAMMY
My Lambkin! Why is he going to kill
my Lambkin?
HASHISH HENRY
(as they walk to the car)
He thinks the baby's blood will make
him live forever.
LAMMY
What a ass hole. Real dumbass!
Their voices fade as they walk across the road to
Dante's Park.
Reptile, Murry and Norvis remain beside the SUV.
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
I'll drive.
MURRY MAGDALENE
Why can't I do the driving?
NERVOUS NORVIS
I'm too nervous to drive.
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
I think I better drive and let you two
sit in the back. You got a lot to talk
about. I'll be praying for you.
They get in.
CUT TO:
INT. THE BACKSEAT AS CAR DRIVES.
NERVOUS NORVIS
You really are a sweet girl and I like
you a whole lot, you know.
MURRY MAGDALENE
And I like you, Norvis.
NERVOUS NORVIS
I'm so nervous, I don't know how to
say this.
MURRY MAGDALENE
(sobbing)
Are you going to break up with me?
Oh, it will break my heart right into!
NERVOUS NORVIS
(shaking all over)
There's just something I don't
understand, and I get real nervous
when I don't understand and
Reverend Reptile said you would
help me understand. Do you
understand?
MURRY MAGDALENE
What is it, my love?
Murry kisses Norvis.
NERVOUS NORVIS
Like, well, first, how about that
adam's apple there in your neck? I
thought only guys had those. Why
would a girl like you have one?
Murry rubs his neck.
MURRY MAGDALENE
Oh, this. Well, you see. It's like this.
I had an accident when I was a child.
I got a chicken bone lodged in my
neck right there and they said it
would be too dangerous to try to
take it out and it doesn't block my
pipes much. It just sticks out in the
front like a man's adam apple.
NERVOUS NORVIS
Oh. I thought there was a reasonable
explanation for that! I feel better
now. Still nervous, but better.
MURRY MAGDALENE
I'm so glad, my love. I thought there
for a minute you were going to break
up with me.
NERVOUS NORVIS
There's one more thing.
MURRY MAGDALENE
Oh, really? What could that be?
NERVOUS NORVIS
Well, when you were hanging from
the roof before we went up and
helped you up, well, when we were
down on the ground looking up...
MURRY MAGDALENE
Oh dear! Don't tell me you naughty
little boys were looking up my dress!
NERVOUS NORVIS
Yeah, like that. We were.
MURRY MAGDALENE
My oh my oh my. How embarrassing!
NERVOUS NORVIS
I'm kind of nervous now to ask about
this, but it looked like you had a
penis, like a man. Why would a girl
like you have a penis.
MURRY MAGDALENE
You see, sweetheart. When I was
just a little girl, I had what they call
"penis envy".
NERVOUS NORVIS
Huh?
REV. JIMMY REPTILE
Lord, have mercy on them!
MURRY MAGDALENE
Yes. It is a terrible thing for a little
girl to go through. So my parents got
me one.
NERVOUS NORVIS
They got you a penis?
MURRY MAGDALENE
Yes. It was a present for my
birthday.
NERVOUS NORVIS
That was awful nice of your parents.
I didn't mean to embarrass you, but I
just had to know.
MURRY MAGDALENE
Do you still love little ole me,
sweets?
NERVOUS NORVIS
Of course. You're the nicest
girlfriend I ever had, even if you do
have a penis.
They kiss as Reptile prays softly.
